“Anyway, get ready beer belly, we’re gonna show Springfield what we’re made of!” – Homer Simpson Good morning and welcome… READ MORE
“No, not another portrait of that bongo beating Liverpudlian.” – Mr. Schindler “But, Mr. Schindler, I-” – Marge Simpson “Oh,… READ MORE
“We used to have a bus. In a way, the Sixties ended the day we sold it, December 31st, 1969.”… READ MORE
“Now, the only antidote to a zany scheme, is an even zanier scheme!” – Homer Simpson “Why does it have… READ MORE
“Well, here I am, right on time. I don’t see Barney “Let’s crash the rocket into the White House and… READ MORE
“Academy Award Playhouse now returns you to Hercules Versus the Martians.” – TV Announcer “Welcome to our spaceship, mighty Hercules!”… READ MORE
“I’m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV series as Buck Henderson: Union Buster, and Troy and… READ MORE
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“Kamp Krusty is built on an actual Indian burial ground; we’ve got archery, wallet making, the whole megillah . .… READ MORE
“My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married Mindy instead of Marge.” – Colonel… READ MORE
“Alright, Kogen’s got Wolodarsky open in the end zone . . . he throws it . . . it’s complete,… READ MORE
“Hey, it’s morning and Mom and Dad aren’t home yet.” – Bart Simpson “Don’t worry, Mr. Hutz is still here… READ MORE
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“Otto!” – Bart Simpson “That’s what my driver’s license says!” – Otto We got an e-mail from one of FOX’s… READ MORE
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“The police haven’t had any luck finding the teacher’s editions.” – Principal Skinner “The dogs have picked up the scent… READ MORE
“This is a job for the Green Lantern, Thundra, or possibly Ghost Rider.” – Comic Book Guy “What about Superman?”… READ MORE
“But remember, we can’t tell you how to have a good time, you have to tell us!” – Troy McClure… READ MORE
“Two hundred and fifty dollars? But I need that album to honor the memory of Bleeding Gums Murphy.” – Lisa… READ MORE
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