“Wait a second, is that a bong? . . . You have asthma? . . . Alright, move along.” –… READ MORE
“You mean this hunk of junk? This isn’t art, it’s just a barbeque that pushed me over the edge.” –… READ MORE
– By Gabe Kagan All evidence from the past points to my father being a big fan of The Simpsons.… READ MORE
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“Chief Wiggum, Archbishop McGee, distinguished guests, I am pleased to dedicate this emergency warning system. In the off chance of… READ MORE
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Image yoinked from Wikipedia. “Mr. Simpson, I represent the estate of Jimmy Durante. I have a court order demanding an… READ MORE
“I’m sorry, young man, you’re just not ready. Pick up your check at the front office and for god’s sake… READ MORE
Image yoinked from Wikipedia. “But I did get Paul McCartney out of Wings.” – Conformco Guy “You idiot! He was… READ MORE
“C’mon Dad, doesn’t take a genius to realize that Houston’s failed to cover their last ten outings on away turf… READ MORE
– By Andreas “Cool, she’ll be a freak!” – Bart To have an annual Halloween episode is one thing. To… READ MORE
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user Eric Kilby. “Selma, this wedding is spinning out of control. Can… READ MORE
– By Lenny Burnham Yesterday I planned and executed a Lisa-centric Classic Simpsons marathon. I thought I’d make a handy… READ MORE
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Original image yoinked from Wikipedia. “Look at all the wonderful things you have Mr. Burns: King Arthur’s Excalibur, the only… READ MORE
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“Off the record, ma’am, all the gals on the force knew just how you felt.” – Female Cop “That’s nice,… READ MORE
“You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
“Honey, I don’t think these clothes are us.” – Marge Simpson “Who are they?” – Lisa Simpson “Hey Brandine, you… READ MORE
Image shamelessly yoinked from here. “What is your area of expertise?” – Adult Education Annex Administrator “Well, I can tell… READ MORE
“It all happened in 1990. Back then, the artist formerly known as Prince was currently known as Prince, Tracy Ullman… READ MORE
“Hello, Marge.” – Tom Jones “That’s it, big smile, everybody’s happy.” – Mr. Smithers There’s a lot to love about… READ MORE
“As you know, there’s been a lot of talk about divorce lately, and I think your mom might not be… READ MORE
“Hey everybody, if you look real close, you can kinda make ’em out.” – Bart Simpson “Hey, yeah. Yeah! I… READ MORE
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