“It was naive of you to think I would mistake this town’s most prominent one-hundred-four year old man for one… READ MORE
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“Oh no, an election? That’s one of those deals where they close the bars, isn’t it?” – Barney Gumble “Sorry,… READ MORE
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“Mr. Burns, I hardly see what destroying our meager possessions is going to accomplish.” – Lisa Simpson “She’s right. Take… READ MORE
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“Bart, what’s wrong?” – Lisa Simpson “I just had a vision of my own horrible fiery death.” – Bart Simpson… READ MORE
“Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!” – Homer Simpson This week… READ MORE
“I’ve gone back to the time when dinosaurs weren’t just confined to zoos!” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday Dan Castellaneta! READ MORE
“Oh my god, it’s my old boyfriend, Artie Ziff.” – Marge Simpson “Hello Marge, have you heard? I’m stinking rich.… READ MORE
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Images of Arnold, Borden, Nixon, Booth, Blackbeard, and Dillinger taken from Wikimedia Commons. 1976 Philadelphia Flyers taken from www.flyershistory.com. “I… READ MORE
“Boy, you read my thoughts, you’ve got the shinning.” – Groundskeeper Willie “You mean ‘shining’.” – Bart Simpson “Shhh, do… READ MORE
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“I’m not going to live in a house of evil just to save a few dollars.” – Marge Simpson “Don’t… READ MORE
“Well, well, look who it is. Mister ‘I don’t need alcohol to enjoy life’.” – Moe Good morning everyone and… READ MORE
“Just don’t look. Just don’t look.” – Paul Anka & Lisa Simpson [Note: The Halloween themed animated .gif above comes… READ MORE
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“On this cable system we receive over one million channels from the furthest reaches of the galaxy.” – Kang “Do… READ MORE
“It’s my dad, lying there on the couch, drinking a beer, staring at the TV. I’ve never seen him like… READ MORE
Bonus: crazy backwards Spanish version. I was sort of looking forward to watching this episode. I honestly had not seen… READ MORE
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“You mean you’re willing to give up a good job and a raise just for your principles?” – C.M. Burns… READ MORE
“Now, using the Lombardo Method, you’ll learn to see everyday objects as a simple grouping of geometrical shapes. Here, we… READ MORE
“And the Oscar goes to . . .” – Rainier Wolfcastle “I’ve got to win this one, I bribed everyone… READ MORE
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