“Would you go to the prom with me? I can think of a dozen highly cogent arguments. Now, the first… READ MORE
“You let us stay up to watch Troy McClure in such other Bible epics as ‘David vs. Super Goliath’ and… READ MORE
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“Homer, we’d like to talk to you.” – Marge Simpson “But then I won’t be watching TV, you can see… READ MORE
“Would you like to see my Grammy award?” – Homer Simpson Last summer, when Dave, Mad Jon and I were… READ MORE
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“And the entire steel mill was gay.” – Homer Simpson “Where you been, Homer? Entire steel industry’s gay, yeah, aerospace… READ MORE
“Maybe the drawings were a little crude, but all the characters were there: Itchy & Scratchy, Grampa Simpson, and Krusty… READ MORE
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♫ When the working day is done / Girls just wanna have fun / That’s all we really want ♫… READ MORE
“But you endorse everything! In fact, this endorsement contract comes from your line of legal forms.” – Canyonero Guy “It’s… READ MORE
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“What do you know about France?” – Lisa Simpson “I know I’m going, and you’re not.” – Bart Simpson READ MORE
“This barbeque will be hard, thankless work, but I’m sure you’re up to it, Marge.” – Homer Simpson “Well, it… READ MORE
“This was a great show, Krusty. You deserve an Emmy for this!” – Bette Midler “Forget it, the Academy hates… READ MORE
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user Mat Culpepper. “You know, Grandpa kinda smells like that trunk in… READ MORE
“Boy, this thing is shredding my insides!” – Krusty the Klown “Uh, Krusty, that wasn’t a metal one, that was… READ MORE
“Did you know that disco record sales were up four hundred percent for the year ending 1976? If these trends… READ MORE
“Church cult, cult church, so we get bored someplace else every Sunday. Does this really change our day to day… READ MORE
“It seems like I’ve been wearing this same red dress forever!” – Lisa Simpson Happy birthday Yeardley Smith! READ MORE
“I won! I won!” – Ralph Wiggum “No, no Ralph. This means you’re failing English.” – Principal Skinner “Me fail… READ MORE
“You kids don’t know what you want! That’s why you’re still kids, cause you’re stupid! Just tell me what’s wrong… READ MORE
“I want you to take that monkey back so he can be rehabilitated and get a second chance.” – Marge… READ MORE
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