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“I’m here to pick up the ambassador from Ghana.” – Ghanaian Chauffeur “Well he’s not here! Nobody’s here! And none… READ MORE
“Fry, this stuff was garbage when it was new. Let’s blow it up already.” – Leela I have not yet… READ MORE
“Me and Frostillicus go back a long ways, I used to share a bathroom with Frostillicus. In fact, I got… READ MORE
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“It has the power to grant wishes to its owner.” – Merchant “Oh yeah, how much?” – Homer Simpson “Sir,… READ MORE
“Sorry Homer, I was born a snake handler, and I’ll die a snake handler.” – Moe The inimitable Joseph Cavalieri… READ MORE
“You know Bart, I’ve been kicked out of all four Space Mutant movies.” – Jimbo Jones Happy birthday Tress MacNeille! READ MORE
“Look, a bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.” – C.M. Burns “I think it’s a rock,… READ MORE
“It’s those TV networks, Marge, they won’t let me. One quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant… READ MORE
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“I’ve added an extra ingredient just for you: the merciless peppers of Quetzlzacatenango! Grown deep in the jungle primeval by… READ MORE
“Try the Sleep-Eazy Motel, I woke up there once, seemed nice.” – Selma Bouvier “Why can’t we stay here?” –… READ MORE
“Hey, he’s not happy at all. He lied to us through song. I hate when people do that!” – Homer… READ MORE
“Don’t you people see anything wrong with what Malibu Stacy says?” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, there’s something wrong with what… READ MORE
“But I earned that wall!” – Gil “Don’t push your luck, pal. You’re hanging on by a thread.” – Lionel… READ MORE
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“It’s beautiful. This is the most awe-inspiring sight I have ever seen. Giver of life, mother of us all… Hey… READ MORE
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user Brian Sawyer. “Sharing is a bunch of bull too, and helping… READ MORE
“Pick me! Pick me!” – Ken Griffey Jr. “I pick Ken Griffey Jr.” – Ralph Wiggum “Ah jeez…” – Bart… READ MORE
“Wow, Trucker’s Choice.” – Lisa Simpson One of the basic positions of this blog is that the continuing production of… READ MORE
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“This is Homer? Oh my.” – Patty Bouvier “Patty, stop drooling.” – Selma Bouvier “Look who’s talking.” – Patty Bouvier READ MORE
“Can it be that the champion of child literacy can’t even read himself?” – Judge Snyder “Is it a crime… READ MORE
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