“Duh, Homer, why are we down here?” – Bernie “Aw geez, I told you Bernie, to guard the bee.” –… READ MORE
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“Milhouse, baby! Lionel Hutz your new agent, body guard, unauthorized biographer and drug dealerrr . . . keeper-awayer.” – Lionel… READ MORE
“But you can use me, I’m good! I built a lot of things around the house, the spice rack .… READ MORE
“The bubbles are burning my tongue!” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson It’s late January and that means that it’s time for… READ MORE
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“To save this family we’re going to have the make the supreme sacrifice.” – Homer Simpson “No Dad, please don’t… READ MORE
“Krusty, why won’t you answer my calls? You’ve never even seen our son.” – Fraught Woman In our continuing mission… READ MORE
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user Ely80. “Here’s a tasty little lager that came all the way… READ MORE
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“Look everyone, now that I’m a teacher I’ve sewed patches on my elbows.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, that’s supposed to… READ MORE
“You’ve made an old jazz man happy, Lisa.” – Bleeding Gums Murphy Cloud “You must avenge my death Kimba, I… READ MORE
“What about me? You didn’t thank me.” – Homer Simpson “You didn’t do anything.” – Bart Simpson “I like being… READ MORE
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user taberandrew. “If I didn’t have this gun, the King of… READ MORE
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Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user r.f.m II. “Hey Willie, that old couple looks just like you.”… READ MORE
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“Look Bart, it almost killed me but I handcrafted all seventy-five characters from ‘Oliver Twist’. And now, the coup-de-grace, a… READ MORE
I’ll give the writers of Zombie Simpsons credit where credit is due: when they want to go out on a… READ MORE
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“You let me down, man. Now I don’t believe in nothin’ no more. I’m goin’ to law school.” – Jimbo… READ MORE
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“Do not turn to another channel.” – Kent Brockman Herein I disagree with Alessandra Stanley of The New York Times:… READ MORE
“Hey, what’s the problem here?” – Homer Simpson “We were fighting over which one of us loves you more.” –… READ MORE
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