SNPP Security

“Clean.  Clean.  Pistol.  Uzi.  Two kids posing as an adult.  Oh, hey Homer.” – SNPP Guard

8 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Ryan Avatar
    Ryan

    Safe… safe… razor blade… syringe… ooh, white chocolate!

    1. Patty Cash Avatar
      Patty Cash

      I like the one on Duffless with “Fine, fine, mouse, fine, mouse, rat, fine, syringe, fine, nose, fine…” then as Barney talks to the quality control guy, the bad batches of beer roll by him (including one with that three-eyed fish in it, one with a broken bottle neck, one with someone’s dentures, and a jar with Hitler’s head in it).

  2. jbwarner86 Avatar

    I like how they don’t actually stop any of these people.

    1. Patty Cash Avatar
      Patty Cash

      Yeah, but we don’t see those people in the outside crowd except for Homer. Maybe they were captured offscreen?

      1. Noah P Avatar

        Possibly, but this is the SNPP we’re talking about. As long as they don’t go near Burns, they’ll let any psycho in.

        1. torbiecat Avatar
          torbiecat

          I like to imagine what those kids were up to–perhaps they’re just curious to see what a family member does at their job …or maybe they’re spies. Ooh.

          1. Patty Cash Avatar
            Patty Cash

            You might be right about the kids as spies thing, considering the events in the B-story of “The Crepes of Wrath” (season one episode where Bart goes to France and an Albanian boy named Adil becomes chummy with Homer so he can get nuclear plant secrets for his country).

  3. Victor Dang Avatar
    Victor Dang

    And on top of that, they throw in a paleontological joke in there with Homer’s posture. Damn, do I love this show.

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