“Children, that was our only ball. There’ll be no team this year.” – Vollyball Coach “Awwww.” – Girls
Month: November 2015
Quote of the Day
“I’ll send Laura over to babysit as soon as she gets home.” – Ruth Powers “Great. Oh, uh, and there was something else, something I was supposed to tip-toe around.” – Homer Simpson “My divorce.” – Ruth Powers “That’s it! Whew, I’m glad one of us remembered. That could’ve been embarrassing.” – Homer Simpson
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“So long, suckers!” – Homer Simpson “Damn, they’re very slowly getting away.” – Principal Skinner “They’re headin’ for the old mill!” – Moe “No we’re not!” – Homer Simpson “Well, let’s go to the old mill anyway. Get some cider.” – Moe
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“Here, let me show you something.” – Moe “Wow, I’ve never been in here before.” – Homer Simpson “Yeah, well, when I realized we hadn’t had no ladies in here since 1979, I turned it into an office.” – Moe
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“I cannot believe you are here! Do you think maybe you could give me some pointers?” – Bart Simpson “Sure. There’s only one thing you need to know to be a great quarterback.” – Joe Namath “Joe, honey, I fixed it. It was just vapor lock.” – Joe’s Lady “Oops, hey, look, I gotta run. Remember what I told you.” – Joe Namath
Sunday Preview: Friend with Benefit
Lisa makes a new pal at school named Harper, whose internet billionaire father becomes buddies with a different Simpson: Homer. Soon, though, Lisa becomes worried that Harper is a little too entitled Sounds like there will be some Homer shenanigans tonight, not that there isn’t in every other zombie simpsons episode, but I can’t think of anything else to write. Kristen Bell will be the voice of Harper, so even money there is a sloth in the show at some point.
Quote of the Day
“Homer, um, most movie scripts are a hundred and twenty pages. This is only seventeen, and several of the pages are just drawings of the time machine.” – Alec Baldwin
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“What the- . . . you call this melted cheese receptacle clean? The young man you replaced is rolling over in his grave!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
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“You know, I was considering staying after school and helping teacher clean up.” – Bart Simpson “Do you ever think anything you don’t say?” – Jessica Lovejoy
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“You’ll want to focus on the neglected food groups, such as the Whipped Group, the Congealed Group, and the Chocotastic.” – Dr. Nick Riviera Happy 20th Anniversary to “King-Size Homer”! Original airdate 5 November 1995.
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“It’s Marge! She’s become a crazed criminal just because I didn’t take her to the ballet!” – Homer Simpson “That’s exactly how Dillinger got started.” – Chief Wiggum “Really?” – Homer Simpson
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“It’s called Cypress Creek, a planned community designed for the workers of the Globex corporation. Cypress Creek, where dreams come true . . . Your dreams may vary from those of Globex corporation, its subsidiaries and shareholders.” – Cypress Creek Promotional Video
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“Just gimme my gun!” – Homer Simpson “Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We’ve got to run a background check.” – Blood Bath & Beyond Guy “Five days? But I’m mad now.” – Homer Simpson
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“Hiya, scrumptious, do you want to ignite my drink?” – Mrs. Krabappel “You’re my kid’s teacher.” – Homer Simpson “Single parent, are we?” – Mrs. Krabappel “No!” – Homer Simpson “Well, let’s pretend you are.” – Mrs. Krabappel Marcia Wallace would’ve been 73 today. Happy birthday.