“Bart, are you pulling up the carpet?” – Marge Simpson “Yuh-hunh.” – Bart Simpson “Why are you letting him do this?” – Marge Simpson “I dunno.” – Homer Simpson “Well, punish him!” – Marge Simpson “Alright, alright: Bart, go to your room.” – Homer Simpson “See you in the funny pages.” – Bart Simpson “How could you let this happen?” – Marge Simpson “How could you let this happen?” – Homer Simpson “I wasn’t here!” – Marge Simpson “Oh, how convenient.” – Homer Simpson
Year: 2018
Double Secret Probation Makeup Quote of the Day
“Ruff, ruff! I’m Poochie the rockin’ dog! Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you may remember me from such cartoons as Christmas Ape, and Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp.” – Troy McClure
Quote of the Day
“We got a lotta tonic to sell and a lotta towns to visit! Frigid Falls, Mount Seldom, Lake Flaccid…” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Great, I’m gonna be stuck in the car all weekend with that wheezy windbag.” – Homer Simpson “And that’s what’s wrong with Bart’s generation. Now, as for your generation…” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Hmm….” – Homer Simpson “No!” – Marge Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Put five thousand bucks on the Lakers. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator. My house is dirty, buy me a clean one.” – Krusty the Klown
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Now, I know I haven’ been the best Christian. In fact, when you’re up there blah-blah-blahing, I’m usually doodling or mentally undressing the female parishioners. Well, anywho, can I have forty-thousand dollars?” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Of course, all these feel good vibes could be traced to one feisty scamp, who taught us that if it feels good: do it.” – Kent Brockman
Quote of the Day
“Excuse me, Mr. Smithers, Bart may be seriously hurt. Could we possibly go ahead of you?” – Lisa Simpson “Uh . . . no. I really would rather get this taken care of.” – Mr. Smithers
Quote of the Day
“I messed everything up and now I don’t have any dogs at all!” – Bart Simpson “There, there, shut up, boy.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“It could not be more simple, Luann. You want me to show this to the cat, and have the cat tell you what it is? Cause the cat’s gonna get it.” – Kirk van Houten “I’m sorry, I’m not as smart as you, Kirk. We didn’t all go to Gudger College.” – Luann van Houten
Quote of the Day
“That’s a good price for twelve pounds of nutmeg.” – Marge Simpson “Great selection and rock bottom prices! But where is the love?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Attention Monstromart shoppers: just a reminder that we love each and every one of you.” – PA Announcer “Awww.” – Customers
Quote of the Day
“If you ask me, they’re all winners! We’ll be cutting our first forty contestants right after this.” – Troy McClure
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Dad, is this another one of those situations that could be solved by a simple apology?” – Lisa Simpson “I never apologize, Lisa. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Reverend Lovejoy, with all that’s happened to us today, I kinda feel like Job.” – Ned Flanders “Well, aren’t you being a tad melodramatic, Ned? Also, I believe Job was right handed.” – Reverend Lovejoy
Quote of the Day
“I’ll tell you one thing: Greasy Joe is sorry he ever saw the likes of me.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“It’s time for the church picnic.” – Marge Simpson “What? They had a picnic last week.” – Homer Simpson “No, they didn’t. You just brought a bucket of chicken to church!” – Marge Simpson “If God didn’t want us to eat in church, he would’ve made gluttony a sin.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Man, you’d never get me into a ring. Boxing causes brain damage.” – Barney Gumble
Quote of the Day
“Look at those phonies, sucking up to Bush! I guess you might say he’s barking up the wrong bush.” – Homer Simpson “There it is, Homer, the cleverest thing you’ll ever say and nobody heard it.” – Homer’s Brain “D’oh!” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Are you guys talking about the West Side?” – Cookie Kwan “No, Cookie! I swear it! I’m scared of you.” – Gil
Quote of the Day
“Excuse me, sir, do you like to laugh?” – Laugh ‘Til You Care Guy “Why, yes. Yes, I do.” – Homer Simpson “Well, then you’ll love our comedy festival. It’s for a good cause.” – Laugh ‘Til You Care Guy “A rest home for pirates?” – Homer Simpson