“I know a liquor store where we can cash this right now!” – Principal Skinner For the third summer in… READ MORE
“I’ll treasure this poncho forever.” – Homer Simpson “Uh, you might want to wash that. The dog has a lot… READ MORE
Image yoinked from here. “You people must realize that the public owns you for life, and when you’re dead, you’ll… READ MORE
“To put you at ease, we have recreated the most common spawning locations of your species. You may choose either,… READ MORE
“I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it’s brain food, I guess because there’s so much dolphin in it,… READ MORE
For the third summer in a row, we at the Dead Homer Society are looking to satisfy your off-season longing… READ MORE
“What’s that weird key for?” – Bart Simpson “That’s Daddy’s magic key. It opens every door in town.” – Ralph… READ MORE
“Homer, what are you doing?” – Marge Simpson “I wanted to surprise you with a kinky summer ’do. How many… READ MORE
“Is Bart home?” – Milhouse van Houten “Just taking Maggie for a stroll.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “I guess I… READ MORE
“In a moment, we’ll look at the courageous Korean gymnast Kim Huyang, who made a perfect dismount on what was… READ MORE
“And that horrible act of child abuse became one of our most beloved running gags.” – Homer Simpson In our… READ MORE
“Yeah Dad, it was bad enough when you tried to pass yourself off as Tom Bosley, but Krusty?” – Lisa… READ MORE
In our ongoing mission to bring you only the shallowest and laziest analysis of Zombie Simpsons, we’re keeping up our… READ MORE
“Yes, Mr. Sherman, everything stinks.” – Calmwood Mental Hospital Doctor In our ongoing mission to bring you only the shallowest… READ MORE
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user Sarah_Ackerman. “Well, I guess it’s back to good old Springfield.” –… READ MORE
“I’ve got to fire that agent.” – Elizabeth Taylor In our ongoing mission to bring you only the shallowest and… READ MORE
“That must be the happiest kid in the world.” – Bart Simpson In our ongoing mission to bring you only… READ MORE
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