“You let us stay up to watch Troy McClure in such other Bible epics as ‘David vs. Super Goliath’ and… READ MORE
“But you endorse everything! In fact, this endorsement contract comes from your line of legal forms.” – Canyonero Guy “It’s… READ MORE
“Some of us took our receipts and pay stubs to our accountants months ago. And, at the risk of… READ MORE
Image used under Creative Commons license from Wikimedia Commons. “This exhibit is a once in a lifetime event. It’s the… READ MORE
“Church cult, cult church, so we get bored someplace else every Sunday. Does this really change our day to day… READ MORE
“I want you to take that monkey back so he can be rehabilitated and get a second chance.” – Marge… READ MORE
Image “borrowed” from here. “We got the popcorn, did you get ‘Waiting to Exhale’?” – Marge Simpson “They put us… READ MORE
“I was on PT 109 with John F. Kennedy. I was the first to discover his terrible secret.” – Abe… READ MORE
“Me and Frostillicus go back a long ways, I used to share a bathroom with Frostillicus. In fact, I got… READ MORE
“Try the Sleep-Eazy Motel, I woke up there once, seemed nice.” – Selma Bouvier “Why can’t we stay here?” –… READ MORE
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“But I earned that wall!” – Gil “Don’t push your luck, pal. You’re hanging on by a thread.” – Lionel… READ MORE
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