Category: Ratings FAIL

25 November 2011

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Reading Digest: Muppets Edition

“Dad, what’s a Muppet?” – Lisa Simpson “Well, it’s not quite a mop, and it’s not quite a puppet, but… READ MORE
21 November 2011

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Nobody Cares About Reading

“Okay, we’ve got the secret vigilante handshake, now we need codenames. I’ll be Cue Ball, Skinner can be Eight Ball,… READ MORE
14 November 2011

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Zombie Simpsons Lives In Brentwood, Thinks Everyone Else Does Too

“Look everybody, my purse exploded!” – Marge Simpson “Come on everybody, we’re going to the fanciest restaurant in town!” –… READ MORE
7 November 2011

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Swarming with Magic Robots

“See all that stuff in there, Homer? That’s why your robot never worked.” – Marge Simpson The chalkboard gag for… READ MORE
31 October 2011

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

And the Children Were Silent

“That doll is evil, I tells ya. Evil! Evil!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Grampa, you said that about all the… READ MORE
3 October 2011

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

The Lesson Is: Never Try

“This is as good as I can do, and I still failed!” – Bart Simpson When it comes to Zombie… READ MORE
26 September 2011

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Welcome Back, Zombie Simpsons! (Now Please Go Away Forever.)

“This celebration is a sham, and it’s all my fault.” – Hollis Hurlbut If anyone out there was worried that… READ MORE
23 May 2011

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

If a Show Falls in the Woods and Nobody Watches It, Does It make a Sound?

“That crater is where your lousy cartoon crash landed. It’s ratings poison!” – Krusty the Klown You’ve got to give… READ MORE
16 May 2011

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Blimps and Flashbacks Everywhere!

“Hey, can I drive?” – Barney Gumble “Well, I can’t see the harm.” – Duff Blimp Pilot There is one… READ MORE
9 May 2011

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Ratings FAIL, The Simpsons

Everything’s Coming Zombie Simpsons! (Except the Ratings)

“Fritz, you idiot! I didn’t order a boloney sandwich, I ordered an abalone sandwich!” – Kent Brockman’s Daughter Zombie Simpsons… READ MORE
2 May 2011

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Ratings FAIL, The Simpsons

Washed Up on the Jersey Shore

“Now, the naturalist who took these absolutely extraordinary pictures was most impressed by the creature’s uncivilized look, it’s foul language… READ MORE
11 April 2011

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Taking Attendance

“Okay, when I call your name, uh, you say ‘present’ or ‘here’. No, say ‘present’.” – Moe If there’s one… READ MORE
4 April 2011

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Ratings FAIL, The Simpsons

Still Got the Magic

“It’s back to the basics, classic Itchy & Scratchy!” – Bart Simpson “We should thank our lucky stars they’re still… READ MORE
28 March 2011

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Ratings FAIL, The Simpsons

Use It or Lose It

“There’s something I used to do in this situation, but . . . can’t . . . remember.” – Bart… READ MORE
14 March 2011

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Ratings FAIL, The Simpsons

Meta and Morbid

“The guy’s so high he doesn’t even know that’s Dave!” – Homer Simpson “Homer? Homer?” – Bobby Mindich “Homer’s not… READ MORE
7 March 2011

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Somewhere, Klaus Kinski Weeps

“Have any of your workers ever had their hands cut off by the machinery?” – Bart Simpson “No.” – Box… READ MORE
21 February 2011

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Knowing Your Audience

“Thank god we’re back in Hollywood, where people treat each other right.” – Movie Guy No sooner do I make… READ MORE
14 February 2011

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Going Gray

“I guess I expected something different from your photo.” – Mrs. Krabappel “Don’t let my age fool you. Just ’cause… READ MORE
24 January 2011

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Leftovers

“You gotta improvise, Lisa. Cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust . . .” – Homer Simpson Have you ever… READ MORE
17 January 2011

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

A Flapping Dickey of Outdated Gay Jokes

It goes almost without saying that American culture has changed in a lot of ways since the Simpsons family came… READ MORE

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