“Who’re you supposed to be?” – Comic Convention Guy “I’m Bartman!” – Bart Simpson “Never heard of him, full price.”… READ MORE
“Money comes and money goes, but what I have with my daughter can go on for eight more years!” –… READ MORE
“Willie hears ya. Willie don’t care.” – Groundskeeper Willie After the Season 22 finale, I wrote a post noting the… READ MORE
“We now return to Troy McClure and Dolores Montenegro in ‘Preacher with a Shovel’.” – TV Announcer “But irrigation can… READ MORE
“Actually, Mr. Simpson, they do know a great deal about the process of mummification. First they pulled the brain out… READ MORE
“Mom, were you ever planning to step in and put a stop to this?” – Lisa Simpson “Normally your father’s… READ MORE
“Check it out, Spinal Tap kicking Muammar Gaddafi in the butt, the timeless classic, now two for a dollar.” –… READ MORE
“Damn you, paparazzo!” – C.M. Burns As a general rule, I tend to ignore Zombie Simpsons guest voice news. Almost… READ MORE
“Well, I guess this is a case where we’ll have to agree to disagree.” – Ned Flanders “I don’t agree… READ MORE
“Dad, Todd’s speaking in tongues!” – Rod Flanders “Chabogobolithplaschlablitha.” – Todd Flanders “I wish he were, Rod, I pray for… READ MORE
“I love you, Dr. Zaius!” – Troy McClure Today, Hollywood’s second attempt to reboot a 1960s sci-fi franchise that (except… READ MORE
Image (which I couldn’t embiggen) shamelessly yoinked from here. “Oh please, Lisa, everyone’s already figured that out.” – Marge Simpson… READ MORE
“You mean this hunk of junk? This isn’t art, it’s just a barbeque that pushed me over the edge.” –… READ MORE
“I’m sorry, young man, you’re just not ready. Pick up your check at the front office and for god’s sake… READ MORE
“This is what Michael Jackson looks like! You look like a big, fat mental patient.” – Bart Simpson “You’d be… READ MORE
We’ve got three links this week that deal with the ancient dawn of television, some more unintentionally funny than others. … READ MORE
“I can assure you our preschool is of the highest quality. Over 75% of our graduates go on to first… READ MORE
“It all happened in 1990. Back then, the artist formerly known as Prince was currently known as Prince, Tracy Ullman… READ MORE
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