“Attention American workers, your plant has been taken over by an all-star team of freelance terrorists.” – Not Hans Gruber… READ MORE
Oh, Canada, you guys get all the cool stuff. Not only is tomorrow the one night only engagement of the… READ MORE
“Lisa, you got a letter.” – Marge Simpson “It’s from my pen pal, Anya.” – Lisa Simpson “Dear Lisa, as… READ MORE
“Oh look, here comes Lumpy, the school snake!” – Principal Skinner The huge spike in on-line chatter leading up to… READ MORE
“Happy anniversary, Homer.” – Marge Simpson “What? Our anniversary, are you sure?” – Homer Simpson I lost count of the… READ MORE
Image shamelessly yoinked from here. “So, Bart, what did you learn in karate school today?” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, come… READ MORE
“Eww, this is the worst place yet.” – Homer Simpson This week we’ve got lots of translations of everyone’s favorite… READ MORE
“Groundskeeper Willie was in my nightmare too, but he got me with hedge clippers.” – Lisa Simpson “He ran his… READ MORE
In an odd coincidence, there are three pieces of excellent usage this week that are just one word away from… READ MORE
“Okay, here we are, alt.nerd.obsessive. Need know star RM pic.” – Comic Book Guy We have two amazing compilations of… READ MORE
“Bart, did you hear that? What a name! Santa’s Little Helper? It’s a sign! It’s an omen!” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
“You know Stan Taylor?” – Homer Simpson “Know me? Ned Flanders saved me. I used to party all night and… READ MORE
“Thanks to modern editing techniques we can using existing footage to complete the film without Milhouse. Watch.” – Hack Editor… READ MORE
“Over the years, The Shopper merged with the Springfield Times, Post, Globe, Herald, Jewish News, and Hot Sex Weekly to… READ MORE
“They say any publicity is good publicity.” – Sideshow Mel “You, sir, are an idiot.” – Krusty the Klown This… READ MORE
Google didn’t turn up the usual amount of stuff and WordPress had one of its occasional hiccups where it didn’t… READ MORE
“Thanks to my prudent editing, tonight’s special Halloween show has been rated TV-G. This means there will be no raunchy… READ MORE
As I’m sure everyone knows, Monday is Halloween, and while there were lots and lots of previews for Sunday’s Zombie… READ MORE
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