“Whoa, man, look at the size of this thing. I wonder if it really works.” – Bart Simpson We have… READ MORE
“Marge, what does it do?” – Homer Simpson “It doesn’t do anything.” – Marge Simpson “Marge, really, what does it… READ MORE
“This is so exciting. Last time I got to go backstage was when Bart ripped his pants at the Christmas… READ MORE
“And this is for my huggy bug in honor of this special day.” – Marge Simpson “Special day? Oh, what… READ MORE
“Look, there’s only one thing worse than being a loser. It’s being one of those guys who sits in a… READ MORE
“It’s a touchdown for halfback Dan Beerdorf! Duff Dry has won the Duff Bowl!” – Commercial Announcer “They wanted it… READ MORE
“Why don’t you bring this potato? It’s pretty big.” – Marge Simpson “Mom, you’re always trying to give me potatoes.… READ MORE
“See that ship over there? They’re rebroadcasting Major League Baseball with implied oral consent, not expressed written consent. . .… READ MORE
“Just gonna relax with my U.S. News and World whatnot. Ah, good, roasting the new guy.” – Bush the Elder… READ MORE
“Is Marge here?” – Homer Simpson “Who?” – Patty Bouvier “Or what, are you?” – Selma Bouvier “I’m her date.”… READ MORE
“Okay, fish, you’re probably wondering why I’m still here. Catching you will make me the most famous fisherman there is,… READ MORE
“How ingenious, the forks are made out of Lego.” – Marge Simpson The internet got its first look at the… READ MORE
Our old friend Nebel was nice enough to remind me on Twitter that I had forgotten to link his best… READ MORE
Image shamelessly yoinked from Wikipedia “Wow, Capital City, the Windy Apple!” – Mindy Simmons Before we get to this week’s… READ MORE
“So where could we shoot this picture? We need a city that has a nuclear reactor and a gorge and… READ MORE
This week we’ve got some fan made renderings of Krusty (and Bart) that run the gamut from quick sketch to… READ MORE
“Hiya, scrumptious, do you want to ignite my drink?” – Mrs. Krabappel “You’re my kid’s teacher.” – Homer Simpson “Single… READ MORE
“I’ll just make some more money. Crank out some cheesy merchandise.” – Krusty the Klown “But you’ve already merchandised everything:… READ MORE
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