“Congratulations, Mr. Simpson, this invention of yours has made us all rich, especially you! It’s simple yet ingenious, and it fits right… READ MORE
“I think it’s nice we’re doing something Maggie will enjoy for once. Besides, I’m sure Storytown Village is also fun… READ MORE
“This next one’s for the ladies. How many times have you gals been late for a high powered business meeting… READ MORE
“What did Simpson do to you?” – Mr. Smithers “Oh, nothing other than drive me to distraction with his incompetent… READ MORE
“What’s Gabbo?” – Bart Simpson “I figure it’s some guy’s name. Some guy named Gabbo.” – Homer Simpson It’s been… READ MORE
“I’m dreading the reviews, I can tell you that.” – C.M. Burns Last week I mentioned that the post-apocalypse Mr.… READ MORE
“Duff, please.” – Homer Simpson “We don’t sell Duff. We sell Fudd. ” – Beer -N-Brawl Bartender “Okay, Fudd me.”… READ MORE
“Oh, Dad, you must’ve bought me every Malibu Stacy accessory there is!” – Lisa Simpson “Not quite. They were out… READ MORE
Between the holiday, the end of the television season, and the fact that it’s now basically summertime, the Simpsons had… READ MORE
“I need a formal dress for tonight!” – Marge Simpson “You’ve come to the right place.” – Patty Bouvier “We’ve… READ MORE
“Aren’t you going to watch the rest of your cute cartoons?” – Marge Simpson “Nah, come on Lis.” – Bart… READ MORE
“Marge, I’m going to look for the kids.” – Homer Simpson The Lego episode is now five days in the… READ MORE
“Everyone is saying Gabbo this and Gabbo that! But no one is saying worship this and Jericho that!” – Reverend… READ MORE
“And here, out of the mists of history, the legendary Esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit, and… READ MORE
“Sometimes I think God is teasing me, just like he teased Moses in the desert.” – Homer Simpson Apologies for… READ MORE
So David Letterman announced that sometime next year he’s going to hang up his mic and ride off into the talk… READ MORE
“My old roommates, the nerds! Aww. You working?” – Homer Simpson “Oh, my, yes, I’m on a secret project that… READ MORE
“Smithers, I’m not going to make it. I want to dictate my epitaph.” – C.M. Burns “Go ahead.” – Mr.… READ MORE
“Ah, my high school yearbook. You handsome devil . . . ‘I can’t believe I ate the whole thing’.” –… READ MORE
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