“Oh, no, Marge! Come on, please!” – Homer Simpson “Homer, I’m not sleeping with the lights on. They’re just children’s… READ MORE
“Maybe I need to talk to somebody with a little more age and wisdom.” – Lisa Simpson “Death stalks you… READ MORE
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“Everybody was cheering for you!” – Lisa Simpson “Almost everybody.” – Marge Simpson “Kids, wait in the car. I want… READ MORE
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“Now look, stop calling me and start enjoying your vacation. Remember, I want to see lots of pictures when you… READ MORE
“Welcome to the Knowledgeum, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as Welcome to Springfield… READ MORE
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“Young people of Springfield, as your mayor I’d like to welcome you to our annual funny book convention. And thank… READ MORE
“So, if you don’t want to see crude, low brow programming disappear from the airwaves, please call now.” – Betty… READ MORE
“Lobster hat, fishnet speedo junior, wheelie shoes, invisible dog leash . . . well, I’m packed.” – Homer Simpson This… READ MORE
“Dad?” – Bart Simpson “What is it, boy?” – Homer Simpson “I thought your car was really cool.” – Bart… READ MORE
“After sixteen glorious seasons, the Green Bay faithful bid farewell to Brian Bartlett Starr.” – TV Announcer “Hmm, I keep… READ MORE
“Well, I haven’t talked it over with the family, but I think we’d all like a free dinner at Americatown.”… READ MORE
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