Category: Reading Digest
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Reading Digest: Theme Park Edition
“Torture Land, Explosion Land, Searing Gas Pain Land, Unnecessary Surgery Land . . . hmmm.” – Marge Simpson Universal Studios… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Missing Canadian Edition
“It took the children forty minutes to locate Canada on the map.” – Marge Simpson “Marge, anyone can miss Canada,… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Audio Visual Club Edition
“The hometown show’s the big one, Homer.” – Jimmy Chamberlin “Yeah, people who called you a weirdo in high school… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Quantifying Zombie Simpsons Edition
“Lisa, if I have five apples and I take away three apples, how many apples do I have left?” –… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Tapped Out Is a Bottomless Money Pit Edition
“And to think, Smithers, you laughed when I bought Ticketmaster, ‘Nobody’s going to pay a hundred percent service charge’.” –… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: President Wolfcastle Edition
“Welcome back to Before They Were Famous. We all know Ranier Wolfcastle as the star of the blockbuster McBain movies,… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Great (And Not) Songs Edition
“Singing is the lowest form of communication.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, you sing all the time.” – Marge Simpson “No,… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Sam Simon Rocks His Cancer Edition
“Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial.” –… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Overpriced Video Game Edition
“Thirty-eight, thirty-nine, forty quarters, this better be good.” – Milhouse van Houten “Game over. Please deposit forty quarters.” – Waterworld… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Late Scratch Edition
“After evaluating millions of pieces of data in the blink of an eye, the Gamble-Tron 2000 says the winner is… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Foreign Art Edition
“This will be the art event of the century! The greatest masterpiece of Italian Renaissance, Michelangelo’s David, on a coast-to-coast… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Most Everyone Loves Maggie Edition
“Everybody get ready, here comes the birthday girl in her very first dress.” – Marge Simpson “Awww.” – Everybody “She’s… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Limits of Monolingualism Edition
This week we’ve got three rather excellent foreign links, which means that I have to put my faith in the… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Personal Inspiration Edition
“You’ll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.” – Lisa Simpson “You’re going to miss your brother’s antics.”… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Imaginary People Edition
“Any words for the Christmas thief, if he’s watching?” – Kent Brockman “Uh, yes, Kent. Hello, jerk, we may never… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Joining the Club Edition
“But we’ve already bought five Golden Globe awards!” – Studio Executive “I don’t make movies to win awards! Especially now… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: New Year Edition
“Now this is exactly what Bart’s teacher was talking about. Our son did something wrong and you look the other… READ MORE
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