“Man alive, what a stink-o thousand years: blimp wrecks, teenagers . . . then again we had two teevee shows… READ MORE
“Stealing! How could you? Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church, Captain Whatshisname?” –… READ MORE
“Dear friends of the Simpson family, we had some sadness and some gladness this year. First the sadness, our little… READ MORE
“You know something, Marge? It’s not that tough being a film cricket.” – Homer Simpson This week we both start… READ MORE
Both images taken from respective Wikipedia articles. “The point is, great artists are always trying new things, like Michelangelo or… READ MORE
“Thanks for giving me my old job back.” – Homer Simpson “I’m afraid it’s not that simple. As punishment for… READ MORE
“It’s a landslide, yes on 24! The proposition passed with a record ninety-five percent.” – Kent Brockman “When are people… READ MORE
“Happy Halloween everybody!” – The Simpsons It always sucks when Halloween lands in the middle of the week. When you’re… READ MORE
“Hello, everyone. You know, Halloween is a very strange holiday. Personally, I don’t understand it. Kids worshipping ghosts, pretending to… READ MORE
“The Simpsons began as the brain child of cartoonist Matt Groening, the already famous creator of such comics as Damnation,… READ MORE
“This was originally a Halloween costume, but it found its way into my regular rotation.” – Selma Bouvier Once you… READ MORE
“What a magical city, can we come back next year, Dad?” – Lisa Simpson “We’ll see, honey. We’ll see.” –… READ MORE
“We used to have a bus. In a way, the Sixties ended the day we sold it, December 31st, 1969.”… READ MORE
“My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married Mindy instead of Marge.” – Colonel… READ MORE
“This is a job for the Green Lantern, Thundra, or possibly Ghost Rider.” – Comic Book Guy “What about Superman?”… READ MORE
“I’d like to order a wake up call, please . . . three am . . . uh, for every… READ MORE
“Oh, it’s so hard to get to five hundred words.” – Homer Simpson Our old friend Galileo of “In 10… READ MORE
“Dear Lord, that’s the loudest profanity I’ve ever heard.” – Ned Flanders This week’s title will explain itself on the… READ MORE
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