“Take out wrenched ankle . . . Mom! Mom! Moooom!” – Homer Simpson This week there are two examples of… READ MORE
“And so, Springfield’s heatwave continues. With today’s temperature exceeding the record for this date, set way back four billion years… READ MORE
“And baby Gerald, we can’t help but wonder what mischief you’ll get into next.” – Mayor Quimby We’ve got a… READ MORE
“Aw, c’mon kid, quit cryin’, it’ll be fun. I promise!” – Ernest Borgnine This week’s Reading Digest contains at least… READ MORE
“It really is you! How’d you get to be so good?” – Homer Simpson “Oh, just experience I suppose. I… READ MORE
“Please don’t make me retire. My job is the only thing that keeps me alive. I never married and my… READ MORE
“Okay, son, give him the glue!” – Homer Simpson If you were reading about American television on the internet this… READ MORE
“Aw, they just came for the buffalo wings. But you really got through to me.” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, good. … READ MORE
Image grabbed from the YouTube video that is today’s second link. “I’ve seen plays that were more exciting than this. … READ MORE
“Can’t someone else do it?” – Homer Simpson This week we’ve got two links to reviews of “Lisa Goes Gaga”… READ MORE
“The easiest way to be popular, is to leech of the popularity of others.” – Patty Bouvier “So we propose… READ MORE
Give Lady Gaga credit, she’s so popular right now that a little thing like Zombie Simpsons releasing a picture and… READ MORE
“You know what would’ve been scarier than nothing?” – Bart Simpson “What?” – Lisa Simpson “Anything!” – Bart Simpson It’s… READ MORE
“Oh, why do they have to put all this crud in my newspaper? World. The Arts. Religion. Ah ha! Here… READ MORE
This is a much shorter than usual Reading Digest, entirely due to the fact that just about anytime someone punched… READ MORE
“And now, the conclusion of our thousand dollar movie, Roger Corman’s ‘Titanic’.” – TV Announcer “We’re safe now, Clarice. We… READ MORE
“Go away! There ain’t no monorail and there never was!” – Monorail Cafe Woman The monorail in Sydney, Australia is… READ MORE
“Look Scratchy, it’s our new friend, Poochie.” – Itchy “What’s that name again? I forgot.” – Scratchy Thanks to its… READ MORE
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