“Sir, the actors are here to audition for the part of you.” – Mr. Smithers “Excellent.” – C.M. Burns It’s… READ MORE
“I guess I’ve always used violence as a way of getting attention.” – Jimbo Jones “Yes, yes! Me too!” –… READ MORE
“Come on, who wants to complain with me?” – Lisa Simpson The obvious big news this week was the renewal.… READ MORE
♫”If this old clown was found dead in his bed tomorrow/ I’d be in heaven, still doing this show!”♫ –… READ MORE
“Hey, look, someone’s attractive cousin!” – Bart Simpson This week on Zombie Simpsons, a bunch of old Air Force pilots… READ MORE
“Well, well, finishing something?” – The Devil This week, someone not only made Simpsons donuts and posted the recipe, they… READ MORE
“It all began about two years ago before Maggie was even born. Bart, you were Lisa’s age, and Lisa, you… READ MORE
“I’m glad I’m not crying, because I would hate for you think that what I’m about to say is based… READ MORE
“You’ve been flushing for twenty minutes. Is there a problem?” – Principal Skinner “Uh, no, Principal Skinner.” – Jimbo Jones… READ MORE
“Hey, you know we’re getting into golden time?” – Estonian Actor “Yes, well just get it right or you’ll all… READ MORE
“Gentlemen, there’s only one solution: we place this last donut in the reactor core, exposing it to radiation, thereby making… READ MORE
Sam Simon was so widely beloved that there was no way to sort through even a part of people’s tributes… READ MORE
“Check it out, boy, it’s like looking into a living snow mirror.” – Homer Simpson Two different people in St.… READ MORE
“I’m sorry, Homer. It’s just, it’s been four years since my last date with a whatchacallit . . . a… READ MORE
“Aww, honey, that looks just like a real donut.” – Homer Simpson “Dad, it says ‘non-toxic’.” – Bart Simpson “Well,… READ MORE
“Keep cool, Simpson. Be in the game, but not of the game.” – Bart Simpson “No es bueno!” – Panamanian… READ MORE
“I suggest a lengthy, inefficient search, at the taxpayers’ expense, of course.” – NASA Scientist “I wish there was an… READ MORE
“Wow, a bustling metropolitan newsroom, funneling scoops from all over the globe.” – Lisa Simpson “Hi, are you interested in… READ MORE
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