“Wait a minute, Hugo’s scar is on the wrong side. He couldn’t have been the evil left twin. That means… READ MORE
“I’ll just make some more money. Crank out some cheesy merchandise.” – Krusty the Klown “But you’ve already merchandised everything:… READ MORE
“For the love of God, help me! I’ve been here for four days and a turtle’s got a hold of… READ MORE
“Are you kids ready to order, yet?” – Izzy’s Waitress “Sorry, no, just get us another bowl of complimentary pickles.”… READ MORE
“Oh, no, Marge! Come on, please!” – Homer Simpson “Homer, I’m not sleeping with the lights on. They’re just children’s… READ MORE
“Is it supposed to take this long? What’s a good time for a mass evacuation of the entire plant?” –… READ MORE
Treehouse of Horror XXIV” kicks off with a tip of the cap to Dr. Seuss, with Homer scaring up trouble… READ MORE
“Maybe I need to talk to somebody with a little more age and wisdom.” – Lisa Simpson “Death stalks you… READ MORE
“Hey, Red Hot Chili Peppers, would you guys like to appear on a Krusty the Klown special?” – Bart Simpson… READ MORE
“Anybody lose their glasses? Last chance. Woo-hoo! The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles… READ MORE
“Listen, rummy, I’m going to say it plain and simple: where’d you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking… READ MORE
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“I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.” – Bart Simpson It’s our last day… READ MORE
“Tonight on Wings . . . Ah, who cares?” – TV Announcer The FOX marketing blitz for the new season… READ MORE
“I just got a bunch of fruity Easter eggs.” – Kearney “Eww, another liver transplant!” – Dolph “Oh, no, not… READ MORE
“Everybody was cheering for you!” – Lisa Simpson “Almost everybody.” – Marge Simpson “Kids, wait in the car. I want… READ MORE
“Loyal Stonecutters! Let us begin our re-enactment of the Battle of Gettysburg.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, you can’t just keep… READ MORE
“Oh, these Renaissance Fairs are so boring.” – Bart Simpson “Oh, really? Did you see the loom? I took loom… READ MORE
“I can’t wait to see that play.” – University Student Futurama went off the air for the third time on… READ MORE
“Now look, stop calling me and start enjoying your vacation. Remember, I want to see lots of pictures when you… READ MORE
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