“Welcome to the Knowledgeum, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as Welcome to Springfield… READ MORE
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“Eighteen bucks for this? What a ripoff!” – Some Guy Yesterday was the entry deadline for Threadless’s Simpsons design contest. … READ MORE
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“Young people of Springfield, as your mayor I’d like to welcome you to our annual funny book convention. And thank… READ MORE
By D.N. The Simpsons has been such a massive part of my life – probably more of an influence on… READ MORE
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“As Roger Meyers Jr., the owner of the park, I’d like to thank you for stopping the killer robots. And… READ MORE
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“Good going, son! But remember, most lynch mobs aren’t this nice.” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday Sam Simon! READ MORE
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