Principal Skinner promises the students that the best-behaved among them can take a ride in a submarine. When Skinner… READ MORE
“How ingenious, the forks are made out of Lego.” – Marge Simpson The internet got its first look at the… READ MORE
“Have you found any dirt on Mary Bailey?” – C.M. Burns “Well, we’ve gone through her garbage.” – Garbologist “We’ve… READ MORE
Lisa’s new best friend turns out to not only be a Republican, but her opponent in their second-grade class election.… READ MORE
Image shamelessly yoinked from Wikipedia “Wow, Capital City, the Windy Apple!” – Mindy Simmons Before we get to this week’s… READ MORE
“Step aside, I’ll deliver this baby.” – Homer Simpson “Uh, why don’t you let me handle it, Homer?” – Dr.… READ MORE
We didn’t get a preview up yesterday, so I shudder think what kind of volcanic build up there is about… READ MORE
“Mmm, donuts.” – Homer Simpson “Hey, Homer, slow down! You’re gonna choke or something.” – Lenny “Don’t tell me how… READ MORE
“So where could we shoot this picture? We need a city that has a nuclear reactor and a gorge and… READ MORE
“Marge? Marge Simpson? You remember me, don’t you? I’m Helen Lovejoy the gossipy wife of the minister.” – Helen Lovejoy… READ MORE
Marge convinces Homer to invite an old pen pal to stay with them, an item that was on a to-do… READ MORE
This week we’ve got some fan made renderings of Krusty (and Bart) that run the gamut from quick sketch to… READ MORE
“I regret nothing!” – Doomed Guy in Movie Ticket Line If any of us had been wondering what it would… READ MORE
“Hiya, scrumptious, do you want to ignite my drink?” – Mrs. Krabappel “You’re my kid’s teacher.” – Homer Simpson “Single… READ MORE
“Homer, where did you get that?” – Marge Simpson “Get what?” – Homer Simpson “That giant donut.” – Marge Simpson… READ MORE
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