“Let’s just agree that the commercialization of Christmas is at best a mixed blessing.” – Lisa Simpson “Amen.” – Gary… READ MORE
“You will notice, my new best friend, that we are pretty casual around here.” – Scorpio “Yes, sir. I will… READ MORE
“I’m so funny! This is gonna be great!” – Homer Simpson “What are you doing?” – Marge Simpson “I’m writing… READ MORE
Homer finds a new app that makes his life much easier and outsources his father-son bonding. Meanwhile, Grampa finds that… READ MORE
“Now, about last night, you might’ve noticed Daddy acting a little strange and you probably don’t understand why.” – Homer… READ MORE
“Yeah, General Sherman, they say he’s five hundred pounds of bottom dwelling fury, dontcha know? No one knows how old… READ MORE
“I must say, Luann, you’re really handling this splendidly.” – Marge Simpson “From now on, forget everything you thought you… READ MORE
When the Retirement Castle and V.A. Hospital can’t help Grampa with his health problems, the Simpsons decide to take a… READ MORE
Homer gets roped into coaching the kids’ lacrosse team with Milhouse’s dad, Kirk, who is in desperate need of a… READ MORE
“Can’t you stop it, Dad?” – Bart Simpson “I’m trying my best!” – Homer Simpson “The lever you have pulled… READ MORE
In this annual Halloween-themed episode, Mr. Burns holds a Hunger Games-style contest in which the children of Springfield battle each… READ MORE
“Basic ceremony’s twenty bucks, here’s your license. Be sure to get this punched every time. The tenth wedding’s on the… READ MORE
Homer plans a family “hate-cation” trip to Boston in an attempt to show Bart that Boston is a terrible city.… READ MORE
“Lurleen, we’re gonna have to cut you off. We’re getting some kind of grinding noise on the track.” – Hicksville… READ MORE
“And I want a bike, and a monkey, and a friend for the monkey…” – Ralph Wiggum “You’re not gonna… READ MORE
“Wait, you forgot your bear! A symbol of your lost youth and innocence!” – Papa Burns First, a brief update: I… READ MORE
“Oh, here he comes. What is it now, Quimby?” – Hollywood Producer “Nothing, nothing, only the city has just passed… READ MORE
“Hi! I’m Troy McClure! You might remember me from such educational films as Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun, and… READ MORE
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