You thought you could saunter off into the holiday season without another episode of Zombie Simpsons, didn’t you? Well… READ MORE
“Homer, I’d like you to remember Matthew 7:26, the foolish man who built his house on sand.” – Rev. Lovejoy… READ MORE
Last summer, I wrote a post demonstrating that the idea that The Simpsons had once been Bart centric and then… READ MORE
“Bart, you really shouldn’t be looking through other people’s things . . . find anything good?” – Lisa Simpson “I… READ MORE
Images shamelessly yoinked from SimpsonsChannel. “Oh, Lisa, this isn’t real. It’s just how you might look if you were a… READ MORE
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“She broke my heart, Moe.” – Barney Gumble “Don’t worry Barney, time heals all wounds.” – Moe “Well, whaddya know? … READ MORE
“Examine your scalp for ringworm.” – Spandex Clad Spokeswoman Like most pop stars, Katy Perry’s stock in trade is a… READ MORE
Like clockwork, we’ve regrettably reached the time of year when we have to suffer through a Christmas-themed episode of Zombie… READ MORE
“Grampa, Mom was in such a hurry she forgot to give you this. It’s a list of the things Lisa… READ MORE
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“That’s right, you’re not the only one who can abuse a non-profit organization.” – Homer Simpson READ MORE
“Yeah, I used to be rich. I owned Mickey Mouse Massage Parlors, then those Disney sleazeballs shut me down. I… READ MORE
“Dad! No one cares about any of your stupid dinosaur bands!” – Bart Simpson Splitsider is running a whole series… READ MORE
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“So you want to go on tour with a traveling freak show.” – Marge Simpson “I don’t think I have… READ MORE
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“Somebody’s traveling light.” – Homer Simpson “Meh. Maybe you’re getting stronger.” – Lisa Simpson “Well, I have been eating more.”… READ MORE
I hate shitty, two-bit, fame-whore Danica Patrick so much that I’m not even going to dignify this episode with commentary.… READ MORE
“This is terrible at best. I’m surprised at you, Lisa.” – Miss Hoover “Me too.” – Lisa Simpson This week’s… READ MORE
“Coming up this hour on the Impulse Buying Network, your chance to own a piece of Itchy & Scratchy, the… READ MORE
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“You certainly broke up that meeting.” – McBain Girl “Right now I’m thinking about holding another meeting . . .… READ MORE
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