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“Well, children, our new ultra-hard PostCherfect chairs have arrived. They’ve been designed by eminent posturologists to eliminate slouching by the… READ MORE
“For your free brochure, send five dollars to Dimoxinil, four-eighty-five Hair Plaza, Hair City, Utah.” – TV Announcer The above… READ MORE
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“Well Homer, you seem to be a trencherman, what should we serve?” – Sideshow Bob “Well, you can’t go wrong… READ MORE
“Ah, the reward for a year’s worth of toil and sacrifice: Retrospecticus.” – Lisa Simpson It being the end of… READ MORE
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“Mr. Plow, for making it possible for people to get where they’re going without resorting to public transportation or carpooling,… READ MORE
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“You’ve reached the party line. In a moment you’ll be connected to a hot party with some of the world’s… READ MORE
“I don’t deserve you as much as a guy with a fat wallet and a credit card that won’t set… READ MORE
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“That just leaves little Maggie. Oh look, a little squeak toy! It says it’s for dogs, but she can’t read.”… READ MORE
“Mr. Burns is suffering from what we medical men call hypohemia. In layman’s terms, it’s quite simply a lack of… READ MORE
“Bart, come quick, there’s an Itchy & Scratchy movie!” – Lisa Simpson “If you want suspense . . . romance… READ MORE
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“But Mom, if you take our cartoons away we’ll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots!” –… READ MORE
For some more Simpsons Day YouTube fun, here are a couple of very old behind the scenes videos. This first… READ MORE
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“Now whatever you do, boy, don’t squirm. You don’t want to get this sucker near your eye or your groin.”… READ MORE
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“It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight… READ MORE
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“Marge, what can we do?” – C.M. Burns “Well, you could give them healthier snacks, theme days . . .”… READ MORE
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