Image taken from myfreewallpapers.net. “I am so fuckin’ embarrassed.” – Marge Simpson As of this writing, the above is… READ MORE
“Why are you guys jumping to such ridiculous conclusions? Haven’t you ever heard of Occam’s razor? The simplest explanation is… READ MORE
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“There. I hope the children enjoy my special fruit punch.” – Marge Simpson “We got the recipe from the Fruit… READ MORE
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“Why it’s that delightful TV leprechaun! I’m going to get your lucky charms.” – C. Montgomery Burns “Oh no, my… READ MORE
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“At first I thought Prohibition was a good thing. People were drinking more and having a lot more fun. But… READ MORE
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“Stop laughing you imbecile! Don’t you realize how close you just came to killing yourself?” – Frank Grimes READ MORE
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“Here you go, Apu.” – Bart Simpson “Oh, very good. Would you like the deposit defrayed from the cost of… READ MORE
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“Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service.” – Receptionist “This is Marge Simpson, I’d like a babysitter for the evening.” –… READ MORE
“Just think what we can buy with that money: history books that know how the Korean War came out, math… READ MORE
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“There’s no way I’ll get into an Ivy League school now. At this rate, I probably won’t even get into… READ MORE
“We’re through the looking glass here people.” – Milhouse van Houten A little more than a year ago, news broke… READ MORE
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“Miss? Miss? Do you have a Chanel suit or any other high-quality clothes?” – Marge Simpson “No ma’am, but we… READ MORE
“There’s some candy right here, sir. Why don’t we eat this instead of stealing?” – Mr. Smithers IGN is finishing… READ MORE
“Asleep at the switch! I wasn’t asleep, I was drunk!” – Homer Simpson Counting last night’s, there’s been a new… READ MORE
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“You people make me sick!” – Barry White “Yea!” – Crowd “Were they even listening to me?” – Barry White… READ MORE
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