“We drove two-thousand miles for this?” – Hank Hill Happy birthday Greg Daniels!
Month: June 2014
Zombie Simpsons Should Go and Die With a Heated Coathanger In Its Bum
By Connor Dunphy Yo, it’s Dead Homer Society. You know how it is, you ain’t here if you don’t. Let’s get straight to it, because I got something to rant about. Charlie and his accomplices have done a real fine job of utterly deconstructing Zombie Simpsons. And it deserves every single bit of it, because watching it is like seeing your beloved Grandma contract dementia and then proceed to start being really mean and horrible for no reason. Everything they’ve mentioned: the dialogue, the storylines, the characterization, lack thereof of all three, it’s all grade A, 100%, farmer’s dream bullshit.…
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“Back then, there was no way for me to know your mother was pregnant. . . . Marge! You tie up the bathroom every morning, I’ve gotta wash my hair!” – Homer Simpson
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“See, Cousin Merle and me was playing fetch with Geetch, that’s our old smell hound. And . . .” – Cletus “Geetch gone to heaven, Mr. Terwilliger.” – Cousin Merle “Oh, Cousin Merle!” – Sideshow Bob
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“Maybe you should take the driving test again.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, I can’t pass that thing. I got a zero last time. This time I’m hungover!” – Otto
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“This case holds our most treasured exhibit, objects owned and used by Jebediah. Here’s his fife, upon which he sounded the sweet note of freedom, his hatchet with which he hacked at the chains of oppression, and his . . . chamber pot.” – Hollis Hurlbut
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“So, I said to that nurse, you can take your free tetanus shot and shove it!” – Homer Simpson
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“Marge and I are spending the weekend at a bed and breakfast.” – Homer Simpson “Trying to jump start the old marriage, huh?” – Carl “Can I come?” – Lenny “Nah, it’d just be awkward. What with the sex and all.” – Homer Simpson
Reading Digest: No End to Licensed Merchandise Edition
“Oh, Dad, you must’ve bought me every Malibu Stacy accessory there is!” – Lisa Simpson “Not quite. They were out of Malibu Stacy lunar rovers.” – Homer Simpson This week we’ve got links to more designer t-shirts, Lego knockoffs, a crappy alarm clock, a small “collector’s” model of Powell Motors’ last design, and I think I forgot a couple. Also, we’ve got two links from Australians who’ve gotten their first taste of Moe’s and Duff. (If this keeps up all the way through the actual 25th anniversary in December, I may have to re-title these posts “Merchandising Digest”.) Fortunately, that’s…
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“I got separated from my platoon after we parachuted into Dusseldorf. So I rode out the war posing as a German cabaret singer . . . Won’t you come home Franz Brauser, won’t you come home?” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Yoo-hoo . . . Ach du lieber! Das is not eine booby!” – Adolf Hiter Happy Birthday Sam Simon!
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“Those are eight dollars a pound, sport.” – Eatie Gourmet’s Lobster Guy “Eight dollars a pound times, say, oh, five pounds is um . . . let’s see . . . how many pounds in a gallon?” – Homer Simpson
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“You’re forgetting I’ve got my Power Sauce bars.” – Homer Simpson “Wake up, Homer! Those bars are just junk! They’re made of apple cores and Chinese newspapers.” – Neil “Hey, Deng Xiaoping died.” – Homer Simpson
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“That medicine’s not for you!” – Marge Simpson “Come on, Marge, maybe I’m not getting enough . . . estrogen.” – Homer Simpson “Gimme that!” – Marge Simpson
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“Somebody put a torch to these permanent records . . . quickly now.” – Principal Skinner
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“Do you want to play capture the flag, daddy?” – Rod Flanders “Sports on a Sunday? Hm. I better check with Reverend-” – Ned Flanders “Oh, just play the damn game, Ned.” – Reverend Lovejoy