“So, in a few months, both of you will have a brand new brother or sister.” – Marge Simpson “Been there, done that.” – Bart Simpson “I hope it’s a girl.” – Lisa Simpson “You know nothing about genetics, Lis. It goes boy-girl, boy-girl.” – Bart Simpson
Month: June 2015
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“Herb! How have you been?” – Marge Simpson “I’ve been living in a cardboard box, sleeping on grates, eating out of dumpsters, you?” – Herb Powell “Can’t complain.” – Marge Simpson
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“Oh, Neddy, it was terrifying. I thought I was headed for the eternal bliss of paradise.” – Maude Flanders
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“Yeah, well, he’s wearing that hat like an idiot.” – Homer Simpson “You know, Homer, it’s very easy to criticize.” – Marge Simpson “Fun too.” – Homer Simpson
Reading Digest: Moaning Lisa Has Aged Very Well Edition
“Just take mine. A simple cupcake will bring me no pleasure.” – Lisa Simpson This week we’ve got two links hearkening back to Season 1’s melancholy masterpiece “Moaning Lisa”, and two different fond remembrances of the first time someone ever watched the show. Season 1 often gets overlooked for the very understandable reasons that it both looks and sounds quite different than it would even in Season 2, but those episodes still resonate with people, and that’s astonishing. In addition to that, we’ve got a great Spider-Man put down, new old bootleg Bart, some .gifs, and a horrifying soccer mascot.…
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“This is what I think of your store!” – Customer “Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
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“Hurry up! We got a lot of tonic to sell and a lot of towns to visit: Frigid Falls, Mount Seldom, Lake Flaccid.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
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“I propose to determine the answer to the question: is my brother dumber than a hamster.” – Lisa Simpson “Hey, Lis, look what I can do! . . . Doggone it.” – Bart Simpson
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“Hiya, Homer, I brung you a big bag of irregular Oreos. I don’t see what’s wrong with this one . . . oh.” – Moe
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“Is everything okay? You look a bit flushed.” – Hollis Hurlbut “Oh, it’s just the excitement of studying Jebediah.” – Lisa Simpson “Sounds like you’ve come down with a serious case of Jebeditis.” – Hollis Hurlbut “Just when I was getting over my Chester A. Arthritis.” – Lisa Simpson “Haha . . . did, you had arthritis?” – Hollis Hurlbut “Um . . . no.” – Lisa Simpson
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“Is there any grub around here?” – Eve “Is there!” – Adam “Good morning, Adam, any bacon for you, then?” – Edenic Pig “Don’t mind if I do.” – Adam
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“I really feel awful about your lawn, Marge. George can be so stubborn when he thinks he’s right.” – Barbara Bush “Well, Homer too. They’re so much alike.” – Marge Simpson “Too bad they got off on the wrong foot. It’s just like the Noriega thing, now he and George are the best of friends.” – Barbara Bush Happy birthday Tress MacNeille!
Reading Digest: Why Yes, It Is Time for Zombie Simpsons To End Edition
“Homey, I know you love me. We don’t need to get married again.” – Marge Simpson “Yes we do! I got us a divorce this afternoon!” – Homer Simpson The internet was still digesting the fact that Homer and Marge are not getting divorced for part of this week as the news slowly filtered down to small town paper blogs and other low traffic sites that aren’t very swift on the uptake. We do have a couple of links from people taking the story as a starting point to advocate for the show finally being sent to a farm upstate,…
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“It’s not funny! . . . And the one in my pants really hurts.” – Homer Simpson
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“You don’t understand, Mom and Dad take good care of us. . . . That was a baby tooth. . . . It was loose!” – Lisa Simpson “Don’t you worry, little girl, we’ll get you some nice, county dentures.” – Child Protective Services Agent
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“Dateline, Springfield, with prohibition back in force, sobriety’s peaceful slumber was shattered by its noisy neighbor, the speakeasy.” – Not Walter Winchell “Glad you’re finally back in business, Moe.” – Homer Simpson “Yeah, that was a scary couple of hours.” – Moe
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“Everybody on, but no shoving! Just kidding, you can shove all you want!” – Otto
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“We don’t usually do this, but we have some witnesses. Come in, Arthur. Now, where did Bart stick the fireworks.” – Mrs. Krabappel
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“That’s where you’re wrong, pal. It’s not enough to want a cracker, you have to earn it.” – Homer Simpson
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“C’mon, I’m a decent guy!” – Homer Simpson