"We don’t have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract." – C.M. Burns "Why is Mr.… READ MORE
“You know who the real victim is in all of this? Milhouse.” – Marge Simpson Zombie Simpsons excels at telling… READ MORE
“Mr. Burns, can you make me thin again?” – Homer Simpson “I guarantee it. . . . One . .… READ MORE
“This looks like the work of crazy old Sideshow Bob.” – Chief Wiggum “No, chief, Bob’s innocent! It’s the truth.”… READ MORE
"Sir! I’m so sorry my grocer committed you. We’ll never shop there again." – Mr. Smithers Like the practice of… READ MORE
“With rum running hoodlums in the catbird seat, Springfield sent for the one man who could clean up the town… READ MORE
"Alright, so there can only be one Krusty in each territory, so I hope this works out. Tell me where… READ MORE
“Goodbye, Springfield, from Hell’s heart, I stab at thee!” – C.M. Burns The line everyone knows from 1987’s Wall Street… READ MORE
“Ingenious, isn’t it, Mr. Bont?” – Hank Scorpio “Scorpio, you’re totally mad.” – Bont “I wouldn’t point fingers, you jerk.”… READ MORE
“Aw, Pop, don’t get me wrong, it’s great to be here. But how’s a guy like you wind up with… READ MORE
“For the love of God, help me! I’ve been here for four days and a turtle’s got a hold of… READ MORE
“Who wants to be the first to enter God’s good graces?” – Ned Flanders Zombie Simpsons has a well established… READ MORE
“Do your worst, you filthy, pretentious savages!” – Mayor Quimby For evidence that Zombie Simpsons is utterly bereft of ideas… READ MORE
“Okay, Marge, let’s go.” – Homer Simpson “I’ll catch up to you.” – Marge Simpson “Marge, I’m taking the car.”… READ MORE
“Why are you trying to scare us? Are you trying to keep us from getting close to you? Maybe even… READ MORE
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