“Now, the only antidote to a zany scheme, is an even zanier scheme!” – Homer Simpson “Why does it have… READ MORE
“Well, here I am, right on time. I don’t see Barney “Let’s crash the rocket into the White House and… READ MORE
“Attention, Homer Simpson, you have been promoted. You are now an executive. Take three minutes to say goodbye to your… READ MORE
“One more time!” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, come on, Lisa, I got a date with Billie Holiday.” – Bleeding Gums… READ MORE
“Homer, just where were you planning to keep this horse?” – Marge Simpson “I’ve got it all figured out. By… READ MORE
“Ow!” – Bart Simpson “Excellent.” – C.M. Burns To say that the evil and charismatic Mr. Burns enjoys having people… READ MORE
“Barnacle Bill’s home pregnancy test? Homer, shouldn’t we have gone with a better known brand?” – Homer Simpson “But, Marge,… READ MORE
“Hurry, Charley, there is not much time.” – Rainier Wolfcastle “I ain’t goin’ nowhere. I’ve been in this square fer… READ MORE
“We want Michael! We want Michael! We want Michael!” – Crowd “Here he is, here’s the guy want to see!”… READ MORE
“Would you guys do a favor for a guy in love?” – Kirk van Houten “Sure.” – Drummer “Yeah.” –… READ MORE
“Colonel Klink! Why have you forsaken me?” – Homer Simpson The hallucinatory Stradivarius Cain in “The Spy Who Learned Me”… READ MORE
“Wow, this is so much like my dreams, it’s scary.” – Bart Simpson The robot apocalypse has been a staple… READ MORE
“Wait a minute, these mallet things are padded with foam rubber. What’s the point?” – Homer Simpson “They’d work much… READ MORE
“Dad, chew with your mouth closed. You’re losing your mystique.” – Lisa Simpson “Lisa, all great artists love free food. … READ MORE
“Mr. Scorpio, this house is almost too good for us. I keep expecting to get the bum’s rush.” – Marge… READ MORE
“Well, I guess this is it.” – Lisa Simpson “You mean, like, goodbye?” – Nelson Muntz “Let’s just call it,… READ MORE
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