“Yo, um, I must’ve like, fallen on a bullet, and it like, drove itself into my gut.” – Snake “Hey,… READ MORE
“The wars of the future will not be fought on a battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in… READ MORE
“I don’t think we’re talking about love here, we’re talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n.” – Helen Lovejoy… READ MORE
“Tell me Simpson, if an opportunity arose for taking a small shortcut, you wouldn’t be averse to taking it, would… READ MORE
“Has anyone seen Homer?” – Marge Simpson “Marge, better you hear it from me than some gossipy neighbor. Homer made… READ MORE
“Homer, didn’t John seem a little . . . festive to you?” – Marge Simpson “Couldn’t agree more, happy as… READ MORE
“I’m afraid I must insist. You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the pretzel… READ MORE
“Bills, bills, oh, a rejection letter from The New Yorker subscription department.” – Marge Simpson In an attempt to fill… READ MORE
“Excuse me, but ‘pro-active’ and ‘paradigm’, aren’t these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I’m… READ MORE
“Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.” – Homer Simpson In an attempt to fill the… READ MORE
“‘Nuke the Whales’? You don’t really believe that, do you?” – Lisa Simpson “I dunno, gotta nuke something.” – Nelson… READ MORE
In an attempt to fill the summer with love, hate and pointless Simpsons commentary we at the Dead Homer Society… READ MORE
“Those ‘crazy noises’ are computer signals.” – Skinny Nerd “Yeah, some guys at MIT are sending us reasons why Captain… READ MORE
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