“You were a rotten wife and I’ll never, ever forgive you! . . . Can we have sex, please?”… READ MORE
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user FaceMePLS. “Get to work! I want to see my face in… READ MORE
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user Xopher Smith. “Guess what? For a dollar a man sold me… READ MORE
“Oh, oh that radio show.” – Bart Simpson “Yeah, it’s all the kids talk about on Monday at school.” –… READ MORE
xkcd #523 “Visual aids help so much, thank you.” – C.M. Burns This week we’ve got a graph about The… READ MORE
“But you can use me, I’m good! I built a lot of things around the house, the spice rack .… READ MORE
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user bsdfm. “A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!”… READ MORE
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user taberandrew. “If I didn’t have this gun, the King of… READ MORE
“Now, uh, you were saying how great I was?” – Homer Simpson On account of Christmas and New Year’s there… READ MORE
“I’m sorry Mrs. Simpson but you can’t copyright a drink.” – Lionel Hutz “Ohhh.” – Homer Simpson “This all goes… READ MORE
There are two links to the collected wisdom of Bart’s chalkboard writings this week; I like one, the other less… READ MORE
Image modified under Creative Commons license from original by Flickr user Takver. “Now I’m just an ordinary blue collar slob,… READ MORE
Alright Econo Save, you just made the List.” – Homer Simpson We’ve got a couple of people with best episodes… READ MORE
“It’s just not the same.” – Bart Simpson To go along with the fact that the Simpsonize Me website is… READ MORE
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user Annie Mole. “Meet me tomorrow for brunch.” – Jacques “What’s brunch?”… READ MORE
“Hey Einstein, put down your reading, it’s lunch time!” – Lenny Much like Sideshow Bob didn’t like that “bowel” thing,… READ MORE
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user fo.ol. “Is a coma painful?” – Lisa Simpson “Oh heck no,… READ MORE
“I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity.” – Maude Flanders Since we’re very lazy around here we… READ MORE
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