“And you wouldn’t believe the celebrities who did cameos, Dustin Hoffman, Michael Jackson, of course, they didn’t use their real… READ MORE
“This was a great show, Krusty. You deserve an Emmy for this!” – Bette Midler “Forget it, the Academy hates… READ MORE
“I won! I won!” – Ralph Wiggum “No, no Ralph. This means you’re failing English.” – Principal Skinner “Me fail… READ MORE
“Fry, this stuff was garbage when it was new. Let’s blow it up already.” – Leela I have not yet… READ MORE
“Look, a bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.” – C.M. Burns “I think it’s a rock,… READ MORE
“Don’t you people see anything wrong with what Malibu Stacy says?” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, there’s something wrong with what… READ MORE
“Good news people! I’m happy to announce that another union has joined us in a sympathy strike, the Piano Tuners… READ MORE
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user Salim Virji. “I think stealing cable is wrong. So I’m choosing… READ MORE
Image taken from myfreewallpapers.net. “I am so fuckin’ embarrassed.” – Marge Simpson As of this writing, the above is… READ MORE
“Just think what we can buy with that money: history books that know how the Korean War came out, math… READ MORE
“Nobody likes Milhouse!” – Mr. Largo Most weeks I’m content if I find one link where someone mentions how much… READ MORE
“Our city is under siege by a graffiti vandal known as ‘El Barto’. Police artists have a composite sketch of… READ MORE
“Now, this is a picture of your enemy, Todd Flanders. Every day, I want you to spend fifteen minutes… READ MORE
“Well, I’m gonna be a famous jazz musician! I’ve got it all figured out. I’ll be unappreciated in my own… READ MORE
“Oh, this sucks. Come on snipers, where are you?” – Bart Simpson I’ve said this before, and one of the… READ MORE
A passionate baseball fan blog celebrating America’s favorite pastime.