“I didn’t know you knew Luke Perry.” – Bart Simpson “Pfft. Know him? He’s my worthless half-brother.” – Krusty the… READ MORE
“The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet donut.” – Principal Dondelinger The right half the image above… READ MORE
“Ladies and gentlemen, behold your new god!” – Mr. Smithers The internet has been producing a mind numbing amount of… READ MORE
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flicker user Barbara L. Hanson. “It’s just hard not to listen to TV,… READ MORE
“Now stay tuned for six hours of exciting football action!” – Brent Gunsilman “Well, bye-bye belt!” – Homer Simpson The… READ MORE
“Think of the children!” – Helen Lovejoy Can The Simpsons be used as a cromulent educational device to teach the… READ MORE
“Listen, we’ve been meaning to have a talk with you about your reviews. Everything’s a rave! ‘Nine thumbs up’, what… READ MORE
“I’m telling you people, the Earth revolves around the Sun!” – Principal Skinner “Burn him!” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson There’s… READ MORE
I can’t hide it, digging into Season 12 has sapped my will to live. Here’s your much abbreviated Friday Link… READ MORE
Image used under CreativeCommons license from Flicker user mag3737. “Friends, we love you all, but I also have a sinister… READ MORE
“Oh, hello American investor. I see you are interested in distributing Mr. Sparkle in your home prefecture. You have chosen… READ MORE
“Come in. Come in! Mayday! I’m losing your transmission!” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson Comic-con was last week and as a… READ MORE
“There’s a mathematician, a different kind of mathmetician, and a statistician.” – Not Tom Brokaw “Make it stop! Ahh-ha-ha” –… READ MORE
“This award is the biggest farce I ever saw.” – Lisa Simpson “What about the Emmys?” – Bart Simpson “I… READ MORE
“You got the dud!” – Marge Simpson “Ah ha! Hey, he looks just like you poindexter!” – Homer Simpson Lots… READ MORE
“Ohh, he card reads good.” – Homer Simpson There are several examples of people getting their quotes right and using… READ MORE
“I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: hell in a handbasket!” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson “Get off my… READ MORE
“I’ll never wiggle my bare butt in public again.” – Homer Simpson “I’d like to believe that this time, I… READ MORE
“Sorry Homer, while you were day dreaming we ate all the donuts.” – Lenny “Well, there were a few left,… READ MORE
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