“Precious Venus . . .” – Homer Simpson This week we have real Gummy de Milos and a real beheaded… READ MORE
“Springfield Cops are on the take But what do you expect for the money we make? Whether in a car… READ MORE
“I love animals; I’ve spent my life saving them and they can’t thank me. Well, the parrots can, but anyway… READ MORE
“Must . . . crush . . . capitalism!” – Lenin It’s May Day, and that means it’s time to… READ MORE
“Oh, so Mother Nature needs a favor? Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us… READ MORE
“Well, he’s got all the money in the world but there’s one thing he can’t buy.” – Homer Simpson “What’s… READ MORE
“Free and easy Lis, ahh. There’s nothing like an unfurnished basement for pure comfort.” – Bart Simpson Mentioning unmentionables – It’s meandering,… READ MORE
“That guy cheapens our whole profession.” – Bruce Baum T.O. funnyman Bruce Baum soars into cyberspace – Remember the guy… READ MORE
“I can see why this is so popular.” – Homer Simpson Meet Zaky, the purple bear with a message of… READ MORE
“Lisa, your father needs your help. Do you know anything about Germany?” – Homer Simpson “Well, it’s a country in… READ MORE
“Look boy, either Michael Jackson is some guy working in a recording studio in L.A., or he’s here with you… READ MORE
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