“Oh, right as rain! Or, as we say around here, left as rain!” – Ned Flanders “Just stamp the ticket.”… READ MORE
“You’ve been flushing for twenty minutes. Is there a problem?” – Principal Skinner “Uh, no, Principal Skinner.” – Jimbo Jones… READ MORE
“Gentlemen, there’s only one solution: we place this last donut in the reactor core, exposing it to radiation, thereby making… READ MORE
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“This is KUDD, 570 AM, hey, don’t touch that dial, you’ve got kud on it!” – KUDD DJ READ MORE
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“Only Duff fills your Q zone with pure beer goodness. So drink up, and up, and up!” – Cartoon Doctor… READ MORE
“Hey, it’s Duffman, a guy in a costume who creates awareness of Duff!” – Lenny I was just getting ready… READ MORE
When Duffman undergoes hip replacement surgery and retires, the company sets up a reality show competition to find his replacement.… READ MORE
“Hey, since you were a no show at all the big moments of my life, you owe me years of… READ MORE
Did you know he drew this? I didn’t know that. “You looked so peaceful lying there.” – Marge Simpson “There’ll… READ MORE
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“Did you see their faces, Smithers?” – C.M. Burns “Sir, you’re my god of generosity.” – Mr. Smithers Rest in… READ MORE
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“You’re a comedy writer? My God, you’re so old!” – Roger Meyers Jr. “I want my check!” – Abe “Grampa”… READ MORE
Chief Wiggum is mistakenly delivered a military jet pack, which he gleefully accepts and uses in order to fight crime.… READ MORE
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“Check it out, boy, it’s like looking into a living snow mirror.” – Homer Simpson Two different people in St.… READ MORE
“Alright! It’s time for ABC’s TGIF lineup!” – Lisa Simpson “Lis, when you get a little older, you’ll learn that… READ MORE
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