“Oh, my God! Lisa! She’s been crushed, and so have the hopes of our mathletics team.” – Principal Skinner Sorry… READ MORE
When a modernized Springfield Elementary has a technical meltdown, Lisa transforms it into a Waldorf school. Meanwhile, Groundskeeper Willie becomes… READ MORE
“Is Mom gonna have another baby, Dad?” – Lisa Simpson “Maybe.” – Homer Simpson Apologies for the lack of Compare… READ MORE
“If I’d spent my life listening to Dismal Doras like you, I wouldn’t be worth two-hundred-million dollars today.” – C.M.… READ MORE
“Nobody’s mentioned me, have they?” – Principal Skinner “I thought I heard someone say your name in the cafeteria, but… READ MORE
After Bart gets bullied at the school dance, Marge convinces the town to pass anti-bullying legislation. Homer then gets arrested… READ MORE
“Wait a minute! Martin, if you, Milhouse and I went in together, we could buy a copy of Radioactive Man… READ MORE
“Come on, who wants to complain with me?” – Lisa Simpson The obvious big news this week was the renewal.… READ MORE
“You are now carrying my child.” – Eduardo “But how?” – Lisa Bella “It is the mystery of the dance.” – Eduardo READ MORE
“Good evening, young man, my name is Charles Norwood. Furthermore to this beer, I would also like three of your… READ MORE
“And now, to present the trophy, three time soap box derby champion, Ronny Beck!” – MC “Congratulations, Bart, seeing you… READ MORE
Grampa’s days in the Air Force are rehashed, while Bart picks up the smoking habit in an effort to impress… READ MORE
“Well, well, finishing something?” – The Devil This week, someone not only made Simpsons donuts and posted the recipe, they… READ MORE
“Can you say David Hasselhoff?” – Bart Simpson “David Hassahof.” – Lisa Simpson “Can you say Daddy?” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
The family takes a trip down memory lane to see the origins of how Bart and Lisa first started fighting… READ MORE
“I’m glad I’m not crying, because I would hate for you think that what I’m about to say is based… READ MORE
This single shot from “Sideshow Bob Roberts” contains a more coherent story than the entirety of “Peeping Mom”. After four… READ MORE
Bart’s tall tale about not being involved in a bulldozer accident is a doozy, but a skeptical Marge decides to… READ MORE
“I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogendville, and North Haverbrook! And, by gum, it put them on the map!” – Lyle… READ MORE
“Holy moly, nine-thirty! Hello, Marge, sorry I didn’t call, but it’s been a madhouse down here. Yeah, these twelve hour… READ MORE
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