“Well, my work is done here.” – Leonard Nimoy “What do you mean, ‘Your work is done’? You didn’t do… READ MORE
“And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent, we must now ask ourselves: who could possibly be as… READ MORE
“The watchdog of public safety, is there any lower form of life?” – C.M. Burns It would be one thing… READ MORE
“Chauffeur, seamstress, curator of large mammals?” – Marge Simpson “Marge, have you seen my lunch box?” – Homer Simpson “Oh,… READ MORE
“I’m a star again. I don’t know how to thank you kids.” – Krusty the Klown “That’s alright, Krusty.” –… READ MORE
Fed up with the thankless task of chauffeuring her children around, Marge works for a transportation app service. Homer bankrupts… READ MORE
“Aww, honey, that looks just like a real donut.” – Homer Simpson “Dad, it says ‘non-toxic’.” – Bart Simpson “Well,… READ MORE
“I’m sick of all your stereotypes and cheap jokes! The overweight individuals in this country are just as smart and… READ MORE
Lisa discovers that Springfield’s anthem was lifted from another town, so she composes a new one, while Homer gets a… READ MORE
“Welcome to the dynamic world of mobile pretzel retailing.” – Frank Ormand “When can I start? What’s my territory?” –… READ MORE
“Keep cool, Simpson. Be in the game, but not of the game.” – Bart Simpson “No es bueno!” – Panamanian… READ MORE
“I suggest a lengthy, inefficient search, at the taxpayers’ expense, of course.” – NASA Scientist “I wish there was an… READ MORE
“I wanted to see your utopia, but now I see it is more of a Fruitopia.” – Stephen Hawking “I’m… READ MORE
“Eww, this place has got old man stink!” – Hitman “Oh.” – C.M. Burns “Don’t listen to him, sir. You’ve… READ MORE
When inventor Elon Musk arrives in Springfield and befriends Homer, the two revolutionize the nuclear plant. But the ambitious Musk… READ MORE
“Wow, a bustling metropolitan newsroom, funneling scoops from all over the globe.” – Lisa Simpson “Hi, are you interested in… READ MORE
“I was twenty-four years old with a beautiful girlfriend and a job with a future. . . . Hey, you’re… READ MORE
By Roisin Peddle Forgiveness, please, for some pointless nostalgia right off the bat. Just like The Simpsons, I turned 25… READ MORE
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