Category: The Simpsons
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Quote of the Day
“Lunchlady Doris, have you got any grease?” – Groundskeeper Willie “Yes. Yes, we do.” – Lunchlady Doris “Then grease me… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Mr. Burns Play Spreads
“I want the whole world to hear the story of my harrowing struggle with hypohemia.” – C.M. Burns The post-apocalyptic… READ MORE
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Sunday Preview: The Wreck of the Relationship
Bart’s disrespectful behavior leads Marge to book him and Homer for a conflict-resolution cruise on the Relation Ship, and while… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Crossover Fallout Edition
“Bart, we can’t let Bob steal the spotlight. We’re gonna have to stoop to the lowest common denominator.” – Lisa… READ MORE
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On the Family Guy Thing
“And if you ever want to visit my show…” – Jay Sherman “Nah, we’re not gonna be doing that.” –… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“I think there’s really something wrong with Santa’s Little Helper. He was up barking all night and dug up the… READ MORE
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Compare & Contrast: Krusty’s Struggles
“Hi, kids. Today’s show is gonna be the funniest, side-splittinest, cavalcade of . . . ah, the hell with it.… READ MORE
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Sunday Preview: Clown in the Dumps
A Springfield resident dies. Also, Krusty retires after he’s offended by a comedy cable channel roast of him, and Lisa… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Flock of Vultures and Parasites Edition
“Is it true you attempted suicide when you heard the news?” – Vulture #1 “Are you and Princess Di just… READ MORE
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Bonus Quote of the Day
“Mr. Mayor, is is true you rigged the election?” – Lionel Hutz “No, I did not.” – Mayor Terwilliger “Kids, help.”… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Point and game Becker. And will the harlequin in the third row please keep his voice down.” – Wimbledon Announcer… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Everybody Else Went to the Show Edition
“How was it?” – Bart Simpson “It wasn’t that great.” – Lisa Simpson “Be honest.” – Bart Simpson “It was… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Sir, the TV ratings for the launch are the highest in ten years!” – NASA Guy “Yay!” – NASA Geeks… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Live Concert Edition
“Devilishiously satirical! I wonder if anyone else got that?” – Dr. Hibbert “We’re out of here!” – Homer Simpson That… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Would you two like to go the ballet?” – Marge Simpson “That’s girls stuff.” – Patty Bouvier Happy birthday Julie… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: Weak Defenses of Zombie Simpsons Edition
“I think Lisa needs to feel a little special tonight. How about letting her ride up front too?” – Marge… READ MORE
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Reading Digest: The Hell With It Edition
“There. Finished.” – Homer Simpson “You are?” – Lisa Simpson “Well, it’s a quick job, but it’s shelter.” – Homer… READ MORE
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Speak No Zombie Simpsons, Hear No Zombie Simpsons
“I had a feeling it was too good to be true. Every time you get a million dollars something queers the… READ MORE
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