“Say, let’s bring him back to life by using technology!” – Future Guy “Aye caramba!” – Bart Simpson “Yay!” –… READ MORE
“The dryer goes on the right.” – Woman “Yes, ma’am.” – Jose Canseco Happy birthday Maggie Roswell! READ MORE
“Choke on that, causality!” – Professor Farnsworth The Futurama gang has traveled back in time on several occasions and by several… READ MORE
“Some Bart Simpson dolls!” – Fry “Eat my shorts.” – Bart Simpson Doll “Okay. Mmm, shorts.” – Bender Well,… READ MORE
“My only hope is this homemade Prozac . . . Hmm, needs more ice cream.” – Homer Simpson I’ve long… READ MORE
“Oil, ho!” – Slant Drilling Worker “Huzzah!” – C.M. Burns “Opposites A-Frack” offers more than a few opportunities for comparing… READ MORE
“Leave it to good old Mary Bailey to finally step in and do something about that hideous genetic mutation.” –… READ MORE
Lisa brings in Assemblywoman Maxine Lombard (guest voice Jane Fonda) to put a stop to Mr. Burns’ fracking operation, but… READ MORE
“Hooray!” – Principal Skinner “Yaaaay! You dream about this day for so long, then when it comes, you don’t know… READ MORE
“What kind of show you got for us, Mr. Burns?” – Reporter “Well, the ape’s going to stand around for… READ MORE
“Homer, just give him the donut! Once he has it, that will be the end of all this horror.” –… READ MORE
“They are all against you, Bart. You must kill them all. They all must die.” – House “Are you my… READ MORE
“This sandwich tastes so young and impudent. Seymour, what’s with the good grub?” – Mrs. Krabappel “Well, perhaps I ought… READ MORE
On the annual spooktacular Halloween special, Bart and Lisa are transported to a demon-filled alternate universe after Bart reads a… READ MORE
“The challenger learned how to fight in the notorious projects of Capital City, and honed his skills while serving time… READ MORE
“Sweet, trusting Marge, I can’t let you down. I’ll get some money somehow. . . . Hello, Vegas? Gimme a… READ MORE
“Don’t make me tap the sign.” – Bus Driver There are episodes of Zombie Simpsons that border on manic, where… READ MORE
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