“Smithers, I’m not going to make it. I want to dictate my epitaph.” – C.M. Burns “Go ahead.” – Mr.… READ MORE
“You know who the real victim is in all of this? Milhouse.” – Marge Simpson Zombie Simpsons excels at telling… READ MORE
“Oh, Kenny, look at the interplay of light and shadow. It’s so luminous and vibrant!” – Lisa Simpson “Thanks, Lisa,… READ MORE
Marge and Homer get a bargain on a painting at the Van Houten’s yard sale, and later learn that it… READ MORE
When the retirement home closes, Marge invites Grampa and two other elderly folks to stay at the Simpsons’ house.… READ MORE
“You’re fired! . . . But wait, perhaps I’m being too hasty. You are highly skilled . . . at… READ MORE
“Ah, my high school yearbook. You handsome devil . . . ‘I can’t believe I ate the whole thing’.” –… READ MORE
"Sir! I’m so sorry my grocer committed you. We’ll never shop there again." – Mr. Smithers Like the practice of… READ MORE
On a research trip, Lisa is shocked to discover that Sideshow Bob is now the chief scientist at a… READ MORE
A transfer student who is an aspiring falconer swoops in to rescue Bart from school bullies, but Bart… READ MORE
“Whoa, man, look at the size of this thing. I wonder if it really works.” – Bart Simpson We have… READ MORE
“Well, what do you think?” – Homer Simpson “This is a joke, right?” – Springfield Shopper Editor Thought Catalog is… READ MORE
“Marge, what does it do?” – Homer Simpson “It doesn’t do anything.” – Marge Simpson “Marge, really, what does it… READ MORE
“This is so exciting. Last time I got to go backstage was when Bart ripped his pants at the Christmas… READ MORE
“And this is for my huggy bug in honor of this special day.” – Marge Simpson “Special day? Oh, what… READ MORE
“Look, there’s only one thing worse than being a loser. It’s being one of those guys who sits in a… READ MORE
“It’s a touchdown for halfback Dan Beerdorf! Duff Dry has won the Duff Bowl!” – Commercial Announcer “They wanted it… READ MORE
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