“Why don’t you bring this potato? It’s pretty big.” – Marge Simpson “Mom, you’re always trying to give me potatoes.… READ MORE
“And now with his picks for today’s games, the man who’s right 52% of the time, Smooth Jimmy Apollo.” –… READ MORE
“See that ship over there? They’re rebroadcasting Major League Baseball with implied oral consent, not expressed written consent. . .… READ MORE
"Tell me, how do you feel about forty-five year old virgins who still live with their parents?" – Comic Book… READ MORE
Homer offers dating advice to Comic Book Guy when he meets a Japanese manga author who catches his fancy. Oh… READ MORE
“Just gonna relax with my U.S. News and World whatnot. Ah, good, roasting the new guy.” – Bush the Elder… READ MORE
“With rum running hoodlums in the catbird seat, Springfield sent for the one man who could clean up the town… READ MORE
“Come on, Milhouse, you have to do this. If not for yourself, then for the movie going public, and for… READ MORE
“Is Marge here?” – Homer Simpson “Who?” – Patty Bouvier “Or what, are you?” – Selma Bouvier “I’m her date.”… READ MORE
I have nothing that can compare with the pure, ancient memory trip of that earlier video, but these are pretty… READ MORE
“Ahh, little Homer . . . How’d he get that?” – Abraham Simpson Homer’s maternity ward: Reputable health insurance: Springfield… READ MORE
“Selma and I couldn’t be more excited about seeing our baby sister for Christmas Eve.” – Patty Bouvier “Homer and… READ MORE
“I know this has been a stressful holiday, but, in a way, having nothing reminds us how lucky we really… READ MORE
Springfield is inundated with holiday revelers after the nuclear power plant springs a radiation leak, causing snow to… READ MORE
“Okay, fish, you’re probably wondering why I’m still here. Catching you will make me the most famous fisherman there is,… READ MORE
"Alright, so there can only be one Krusty in each territory, so I hope this works out. Tell me where… READ MORE
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