“Well, friend, you’re going back where you came from, the curb in front of Flanders’ house.” – Homer Simpson I… READ MORE
“And is this your girlfriend, Ralph?” – Krusty the Klown “Yes! I love Lisa Simpson, and when I grow up… READ MORE
This week we’ve got three rather excellent foreign links, which means that I have to put my faith in the… READ MORE
“Who wants to be the first to enter God’s good graces?” – Ned Flanders Zombie Simpsons has a well established… READ MORE
“There it is, kids, stately Burns Manor, heaven on earth.” – Homer Simpson Watching Season 1 episodes with the knowledge… READ MORE
After surviving a tornado, Marge and Homer seek out guardians for the kids, in case the worst should happen. They… READ MORE
“You’ll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.” – Lisa Simpson “You’re going to miss your brother’s antics.”… READ MORE
Make no mistake, there’s a lot of really weird and wonky animation in the first season. I used to find… READ MORE
“Any words for the Christmas thief, if he’s watching?” – Kent Brockman “Uh, yes, Kent. Hello, jerk, we may never… READ MORE
“Push out the jive. Bring in the love.” – C.M. Burns If there is one persistent misperception about this blog… READ MORE
“But we’ve already bought five Golden Globe awards!” – Studio Executive “I don’t make movies to win awards! Especially now… READ MORE
“You may not remember me. I’m Homer Simpson, I mooned for rebuttal.” – Homer Simpson “Yes, I remember.” – Marge… READ MORE
“Now this is exactly what Bart’s teacher was talking about. Our son did something wrong and you look the other… READ MORE
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“Good morning, everybody, and welcome to an event that harkens back to the carefree days of the Great Depression: the… READ MORE
“Nice PJs, Simpson! Did your mommy buy ’em for you?” – Jimbo Jones “Of course she did. Who else would… READ MORE
“Man alive, what a stink-o thousand years: blimp wrecks, teenagers . . . then again we had two teevee shows… READ MORE
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