“Homer, please don’t make me choose between my man and my God, because you just can’t win.” – Marge Simpson… READ MORE
“Singing is the lowest form of communication.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, you sing all the time.” – Marge Simpson “No,… READ MORE
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“Don’t be scared, Dad. It’s not so hard taking care of us.” – Lisa Simpson “Lisa, I’m not scared. I… READ MORE
In the episode, Bart is falsely accused of pulling an Easter prank involving the school marching band and stuffing rotten… READ MORE
“Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial.” –… READ MORE
When Flanders’ parents prove to prefer Homer’s company to his, he jealously responds by giving Homer a shiner, and then… READ MORE
“Thirty-eight, thirty-nine, forty quarters, this better be good.” – Milhouse van Houten “Game over. Please deposit forty quarters.” – Waterworld… READ MORE
Today’s post is another installment in our long-running “series” of DVD commentary posts; the lucky victim this time is Season… READ MORE
Homer’s obsession with the TV show “Storage Battles” leads the family to discover Grampa’s past identity as “Gorgeous Godfrey,” the… READ MORE
“After evaluating millions of pieces of data in the blink of an eye, the Gamble-Tron 2000 says the winner is… READ MORE
“This will be the art event of the century! The greatest masterpiece of Italian Renaissance, Michelangelo’s David, on a coast-to-coast… READ MORE
“The boys certainly are taking a long time. I hope Maggie isn’t slowing them up too much.” – Marge Simpson… READ MORE
Bart and Milhouse explore the perks of being an adult when a shaving experiment leaves Milhouse looking exactly like… READ MORE
“Everybody get ready, here comes the birthday girl in her very first dress.” – Marge Simpson “Awww.” – Everybody “She’s… READ MORE
“Cartoons don’t have messages, Lisa. They’re just a bunch of hilarious stuff, you know? Like people getting hurt and stuff,… READ MORE
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“Lisa, I’m afraid we’ll have to stop getting you those volumes of Encyclopedia Generica from the grocery store.” – Marge… READ MORE
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“They laughed at me the first time I wore jeans with a sport coat. I was the first wealthy man… READ MORE
A mature Bart looks back on his life when his heartstrings are pulled once again when Mary Spuckler returns to… READ MORE
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