“Well that nice lady set the cause of biological warfare back thirty years!” – C.M. Burns “We’re only now finally… READ MORE
“Stealing! How could you? Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church, Captain Whatshisname?” –… READ MORE
“Oh, Marge, sitting next to the boss, the best night of the year and it’s ruined!” – Homer Simpson Last… READ MORE
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“Look at that pig, stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That’s right, keep eating, little do you know… READ MORE
“Dear friends of the Simpson family, we had some sadness and some gladness this year. First the sadness, our little… READ MORE
Homer wants a younger, hipper image. So he starts hanging out with Terrence and Emily, his cool new neighbors from… READ MORE
“You know something, Marge? It’s not that tough being a film cricket.” – Homer Simpson This week we both start… READ MORE
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Image taken from Wikipedia. “Herman, a very special lady is having her birthday tomorrow.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Ah, the… READ MORE
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“I know you like clowns, so I made you this bed. Now you can laugh yourself to sleep.” – Homer… READ MORE
Both images taken from respective Wikipedia articles. “The point is, great artists are always trying new things, like Michelangelo or… READ MORE
“Gum used to seal crack in cooling tower.” – Nuclear Inspector “I’m as shocked as you are.” – C.M. Burns… READ MORE
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“It sure was nice of Mr. Burns to invite us for a midnight dinner at his country house in Pennsylvania.”… READ MORE
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“It was captured on film by a camera crew making the upcoming FOX special ‘In Search of Bigfoot’.” – Kent… READ MORE
“Thanks for giving me my old job back.” – Homer Simpson “I’m afraid it’s not that simple. As punishment for… READ MORE
“Okay, Marge, let’s go.” – Homer Simpson “I’ll catch up to you.” – Marge Simpson “Marge, I’m taking the car.”… READ MORE
“You have twenty-four hours to give us our money. And to show you we’re serious, you have twelve hours.” –… READ MORE
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“All you can eat, ha!” – Homer Simpson “Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since… READ MORE
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“Here we have an Alaskan timberwolf. He weighs two-hundred and forty pounds and his jaws can bite through a parking… READ MORE
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“Captain’s log, stardate sixty-fifty-one, had trouble sleeping last night. My hiatal hernia is acting up. The ship is drafty and… READ MORE
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