“It’s a landslide, yes on 24! The proposition passed with a record ninety-five percent.” – Kent Brockman “When are people… READ MORE
“You must have a few tricks left up your sleeve. Smithers, boil some coffee, we’re not licked yet!” – C.M.… READ MORE
After a few weeks of relief thanks to MLB, Zombie Simpsons is back with the 3rd episode of the season.… READ MORE
“Happy Halloween everybody!” – The Simpsons It always sucks when Halloween lands in the middle of the week. When you’re… READ MORE
“Now, children, you can have one piece of candy tonight and save the rest for-” – Marge Simpson Ah, after… READ MORE
“Homer, what’s wrong?” – Marge Simpson “That doll tried to kill me.” – Homer Simpson “I’d say that the pressure’s… READ MORE
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“Dad, we did something very bad.” – Lisa Simpson “Did you wreck the car?” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Bart… READ MORE
“Hello, everyone. You know, Halloween is a very strange holiday. Personally, I don’t understand it. Kids worshipping ghosts, pretending to… READ MORE
“I’d sell my soul for a Formula One racing car.” – Bart Simpson “That can be arranged.” – Satan “Changed… READ MORE
“The Simpsons began as the brain child of cartoonist Matt Groening, the already famous creator of such comics as Damnation,… READ MORE
“This was originally a Halloween costume, but it found its way into my regular rotation.” – Selma Bouvier Once you… READ MORE
“Excuse me, isn’t there anything here that doesn’t have meat in it?” – Lisa Simpson “Possibly the meatloaf.” – Lunchlady… READ MORE
“Easy there, young man, you’ll only make yourself tired and stringy. Now, to check on the free range children.” –… READ MORE
“Why are you trying to scare us? Are you trying to keep us from getting close to you? Maybe even… READ MORE
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“I can’t believe you’re giving up church, Homer.” – Marge Simpson “Hey, what’s the big deal about going to some… READ MORE
Thanks to Major League Baseball, THOH XXIII will air an hour earlier tonight. That should give you an extra hour before… READ MORE
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Image yoinked from Wikipedia. “Smithers, I want you to arrange a party for two at my estate, Marge, me, and… READ MORE
“What a magical city, can we come back next year, Dad?” – Lisa Simpson “We’ll see, honey. We’ll see.” –… READ MORE
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“Mrs. Simpson, I don’t like to toot my own horn, but we’re the only daycare center in town that’s not… READ MORE
I hope everyone enjoyed their summer, because now it’s time to pay the price. Welcome to season 24, and another… READ MORE
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