“I know. How about we play the basketball. I’m no Harvey Globetrotter, but-” – Marge Simpson “Ahh. . .” –… READ MORE
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“Watch out, Laszlo Panaflex!” – Troy McClure Matt Groening is getting a tile on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I… READ MORE
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“Our tour starts in your very own room, where Relaxo-vision offers you the latest Hollywood hits, and, after midnight, the… READ MORE
“Then I’m in the class?” – Marge Simpson “Oh, my dear, there couldn’t be a class without you!” – Professor… READ MORE
“Why do we need new bands? Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974. It’s a scientific fact.” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
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“The happiest day of my life was three Sundays ago. I was sitting on my Daddy’s knee when the Saints,… READ MORE
“Hail, brothers! Coranon silaria, ozoo mahoke!” – C.M. Burns “Mahoke!” – Republicans There were so many nonsense plot twists in… READ MORE
“We need someone so irritating that Ned simply will not be able to repress his rage. Homer, can you be… READ MORE
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Image shamelessly yoinked from here. “Marge, please, old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so… READ MORE
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“In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.” – Homer Simpson READ MORE
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“I don’t think this is such a good idea.” – Marge Simpson “This isn’t just because of Sideshow Bob, it’s… READ MORE
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“Did you get the job?” – Marge Simpson “Nah. They wanted someone good.” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to… READ MORE
“I’ve never seen such an obvious attempt to curry my favor.” – C.M. Burns “Fabulous observation, sir. Just fabulous.” –… READ MORE
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