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“She’s wonderful. I could feel her sweet country soul in every digitally encoded bit.” – Lisa Simpson “Country music sucks. … READ MORE
“Look Scratchy, it’s our new friend, Poochie.” – Itchy “What’s that name again? I forgot.” – Scratchy Thanks to its… READ MORE
“Wow, this is so much like my dreams, it’s scary.” – Bart Simpson The robot apocalypse has been a staple… READ MORE
“Crush, kill, destroy.” – 100% Loyal Robot Workers As part of our tireless efforts to demonstrate the many ways Zombie… READ MORE
“Attention American workers, your plant has been taken over by an all-star team of freelance terrorists.” – Not Hans Gruber… READ MORE
“This is Papa Bear, put out an APB for a male suspect driving a . . . car, of some… READ MORE
“Wait a minute, these mallet things are padded with foam rubber. What’s the point?” – Homer Simpson “They’d work much… READ MORE
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“I’ve never been so sure of anything in my life. I am going to win this lottery.” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
Oh, Canada, you guys get all the cool stuff. Not only is tomorrow the one night only engagement of the… READ MORE
“Lisa, you got a letter.” – Marge Simpson “It’s from my pen pal, Anya.” – Lisa Simpson “Dear Lisa, as… READ MORE
“Looks like you just bought yourself a lottery ticket, to jail!” – Chief Wiggum “He’s unconscious, sir.” – Lou “Ah,… READ MORE
“Now, Marge, just remember, if something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can’t speak English. Ah, Tibor,… READ MORE
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“Bart, the school is a police state. Students are afraid to sneeze, and I have you to thank.” – Principal… READ MORE
All these years later, people still love watching The Simpsons. I’m not internet-omniscient or anything, so I don’t actually know… READ MORE
“Oh look, here comes Lumpy, the school snake!” – Principal Skinner The huge spike in on-line chatter leading up to… READ MORE
“Mr. Scorpio, this house is almost too good for us. I keep expecting to get the bum’s rush.” – Marge… READ MORE
Both images taken from Wikipedia (Kwai, Apes). “Homer, do you ever think about the future?” – Marge Simpson “You mean,… READ MORE
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“Alright Simpson, let’s go over the signals. If I tuck the bill of my cap like so . . .”… READ MORE
“Happy anniversary, Homer.” – Marge Simpson “What? Our anniversary, are you sure?” – Homer Simpson I lost count of the… READ MORE
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